Wish Granted, but...

[TJ10]

you receive a better networking card but it turned against you and killed you

i wish nothing bad could happen to my wish

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[Regulith]

Granted, but because you didn't wish for anything for there not to go wrong for, you get nothing.

I wish I didn't have to go out and mow the lawn.

[TJ10]

wish granted,but the lown mowwer goes psyco and kills all the grass and people shoot you because you cut there lown

i wish i wish i was a fish

[Regulith]

Granted, but you cannot finds a water source. Therefore, you die.

I wish someone would correctly alter my wish of not having to mow the lawn, because TJ seems to have not even read the entire sentence.

[TJ10]

wish granted,you die by the lawn mower

i wish i had ice cream

[Regulith]

Granted, but it melts too fast and you cannot eat it.

Now, let's try this again.

I wish I DID NOT HAVE TO mow the lawn.

[TJ10]

but you get punched in the face

lol i dont want to wish anything

[Regulith]

Granted, you get nothing, and get depressed about it. You go into exile and live for 43 years on a deserted island, where your only company is a large shell that seems to speak to you. You go insane.

I'd like to explain something to you. In this thread, you take the above poster's wish and you grant it, but you put a twist in. Notice how when you said you wanted to be a fish, I said you died because you didn't get any water. Me getting killed by a lawnmower/getting shot by angry people who don't want their lawns cut has nothing to do with me not mowing the lawn.

tl;dr - You suck at this game.

I shall try once more.

I wish I did not have to mow the lawn.

[TJ10]

wish granted,but you get fat by eating to much chips by not mowing that lawn

:D i wish regulith would make fun of me more

[Pliny]

Granted, but you get mad, kill him,and get arrested and executed.

I wish there were better games for Macs (FPS's).

[TJ10]

wish granted,but they all sucked it turned out

i wish regulith would come back alive in jail with me

[Pliny]

i wish regulith would come back alive in jail with me

Granted, but you find out that you're dead (executed), so you gotta look for him across space and time.

I wish I could find a system to make BL-compatible Add-Ons, that don't crash people's games.

[TJ10]

wish granted but all the addons get deleted and can be never downloaded again

i wish i had the pokemon mod for blockland

[Madmitten]

wish granted,but they all sucked it turned out

i wish regulith would come back alive in jail with me

granted, but it lags and glitches and gives your computer a trojan so you cant start your computer ever again.

I wish my parents were pushovers like everyone elses parents on the forums.

[Lil Robot]

Granted, but the next day they aren't pushovers.

I wish I was a peice of cake.