Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 523943 times)

ewire · July 01, 2009, 10:46:48 PM

granted but you unravel the space time continum and blow up the earth

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BobSevenSevens · July 02, 2009, 10:52:21 AM

^^ didnt wish

i wish for a new bike and it cant explode, be the wrong size, have anything wrong with it, and i cant be hurt while riding it.
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Justin K. · July 02, 2009, 10:55:45 AM

Wish granted but it gets lost in the mail.
I wish for a new Corvette.(idk)

Tingalz · July 02, 2009, 10:58:09 AM

I steal it.
I wish this corvette were better :/

BobSevenSevens · July 02, 2009, 10:58:43 AM

Granted, but while you're driving it, you crash into a pie shop and explode.
I wish for waffles and they're perfectly normal.
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Justin K. · July 02, 2009, 11:00:58 AM

Then you choke on them.
I wish for a golf course in my backyard.

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God damn

BobSevenSevens · July 02, 2009, 11:03:35 AM

Granted, but then you get arrested for not having a golf liscence.
I wish for tttttttt to come to my server (and he likes it)

ChexGuy331 · July 02, 2009, 11:21:51 AM

Granted, but your idiocy mixed with his causes a server overload and your keys are deactivated.

I wish for a good MMO.

BobSevenSevens · July 02, 2009, 11:23:54 AM

Granted, but it's spammed with noobs.
I wish for it to stop raining for a day.

nickbond1 · July 02, 2009, 12:21:54 PM

wish granted but on the other days it rains

i wish for bill nye and fireworks

BobSevenSevens · July 02, 2009, 02:17:19 PM

Granted, but bill nye sticks all the fireworks up your ass, launches them, then shoots himself with a shotgun.

I wish for a faster computer but it can't explode, be destroyed or damaged at all in any way, it has a shield that protects me and it from anything, and it cannot be lost.

paulenn · July 02, 2009, 02:19:55 PM

Quote from: BobSevenSevens on July 02, 2009, 02:17:19 PM

Granted, but bill nye sticks all the fireworks up your ass, launches them, then shoots himself with a shotgun.

I wish for a faster computer but it can't explode, be destroyed or damaged at all in any way, it has a shield that protects me and it from anything, and it cannot be lost.

granted; you get an invincible computer, but the shield emitter malfunctions and it explodes!

ChexGuy331 · July 02, 2009, 03:42:30 PM

No wish? SKIP.

Quote from: BobSevenSevens on July 02, 2009, 02:17:19 PM

I wish for a faster computer but it can't explode, be destroyed or damaged at all in any way, it has a shield that protects me and it from anything, and it cannot be lost.

The COMPUTER can't be harmed, but its contents CAN. It is super-vulnerable to viruses and you get several thousand in each hard drive.

I wish for faster internet.

Azimuth · July 02, 2009, 03:44:04 PM

Wish granted but everything else's internet becomes slow and you are at the same speed as before now.

I wish for a piece of cherry pie.

Moriarty · July 02, 2009, 03:50:00 PM

Quote from: Azimuth on July 02, 2009, 03:44:04 PM

Wish granted but everything else's internet becomes slow and you are at the same speed as before now.

I wish for a piece of cherry pie.

Wish granted but it maks you fat just by looking at it.

I wish to forget your couch.