Wish Granted, but...

[lolzorz mcgee]

Granted, but then you can't decide what to buy within a month, so your parents/a hard-core christian donates it to a church.

I wish my new phone doesn't suck more than my last sucky one.  I'm still glad Ghost Rider made it dissapear. 

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[Doorman]

Granted but I steal it and you will never be able to track me down.

I wish for the next poster to show a pick of his/herself.

[Korabar]

Wish granted, but there is my sister in the picture.
I wish for the next person to not be someone I recognize off the forums.

[Doorman]

Wish granted, but its me.

I wish to hold on.

[Linkuto2121]

granted but you let go...

i wish for epic scripting skills :p

[lolzorz mcgee]

Granted, but...um...your computer explodes?

I wish I had something to wish for. :(

[Linkuto2121]

wish granted but you used that wish on what to wish for.

i wish i had a supercomputer that cant explode or be stolen or get a virus and i cant die

[Doorman]

Granted but I eat it.

I wish for the right kind of contacts.

[tikitai]

But they become the left kind.

I wish to have a Blockland Key.

[Linkuto2121]

wish granted but i eat it

i wish i had my PC back

[tikitai]

Um wish granted but... you vomit it.

I wish he really vomited my key back.

[Linkuto2121]

wish granted but you get badspots key when i ate him.

i wish i had a Xbox 360 with project natal

[lolzorz mcgee]

Wish granted, but I'm not a big enough starfish to forget that up for you. 

I wish for the same. :D

[tikitai]

But then all Project Natals are confiscated because copyrights.

I wish i had TGE.

[TheChaosCarrier]

Granted, but I destroy it.

I wish Lyrical G would stop being so GANGSTA!