Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 633321 times)

Granted, but then you get terribly annoyed because only good things are happening

I wish I urber-speed Internets

Psh, I can deal with that.


Wish granted, but your computer eats you.

I wish I had a slave.

granted but your slave TURNS on you
i wish for a quad core THAT WILL NOT BLOW UP OR END IN ANY WAY POSSABLIE

wish granted but a sniper blows out your head and steals it

Azi has no wish :o

I wish Azi had a wish.

Granted but it expires in 1 second.

I wish I won the lottery.

Granted but it expires in 1 second.

I wish I won the lottery.
Granted, but it's only $10.

I wish for a ___.

Granted, but there is nothing.

I wish.

Granted, but there is nothing.

I wish.
Granted, but you get nothing.

I wish {Insert random wish here}

Wish granted, and you die since you wished for it.
I wish I had a 1.

granted but you get 22222222222
i wish i had EVEYTHING i wanted

Granted, but you die.

(Is not wishing)

granted but you wish HA HA HA
i wish for (i'm all out so insert wish here)

granted but the 1 comes with a 234567890

wtf you better wish
i wish for mircosoft to make a new flight sim