Wish Granted, but...

[Deathwishez]

Wish granted, but it's the worst game ever made.

I wish Africa blew up.

[Ad Bot]

[betababy]

Granted, but it gets rebuilt by robot aliens.

I wish the world wasn't so deplorable.

[PowerDag]

Granted, but global warming melts the planet.

I wish for "No dinner for king" to be less stupid.

[betababy]

Granted, but he takes a stupid pill and becomes more stupid.

I wish applesauce tasted better.

[skelolego229]

granted but i contains potassium benzoate

i wish for hundreds of companion cubes

[snugglebear212]

granted but you get hungery and eat all of them

i wish for kryptonite

[Sephiroth]

You obtain the kryptonite. Then Michael Jackson's ghost takes it

I wish this topic died

[snugglebear212]

granted but you are now caught up in it and soon it will consume your soul.
but then the topic uses you to get its self out and now you are alone all alone.

i wish for a double decker pizza

[Sephiroth]

And you get it.

I wish for research that doesn't suck

[snugglebear212]

granted but still suck...richard

i wish for a body gaurd to protect me from creepbear

[Moppy]

Granted, but he doesn't protect you from...WEEGEE!

I wish kirby wii would come out today...

[Squiggles]

Granted but it gets sold out and they wont make any more copys till the day the world ends on 2012

I wish the knuckles game wasnt bad.

[vlad54]

...Uh, granted, but I have no idea what the hell your talking about.

I wish my guniea pigs were alive again, I miss them ='(

im sroyy man my guniea pig is dead to.

[Squiggles]

I wish they made a Video game about Knuckles the Echidna That was not bad i had it it didnt explode it was not a bad disc and that it did NOT have a bad plot.

[Kobewarrior]

Wish granted, but the SEGA Company got stranded on a mountain when they went skiing. They died before they came back; so the game NEVER will come out.

I wish that this Cookie... Points at stupid cookie ->  Would burn.