Wish Granted, but...

[mr. happyface]

Granted but PREPARE FOR YOUR EXAMINATIONS

I wish you... GO GEAR UP, ENTIRE TEAM IS BAYBEES!

wish granted, but babies kill your face.
I wish for a zombie outbreak.

[Ad Bot]

[Welknair]

Granted, but they start with you.

I wish you wouldn't grant this wish.

[TheKhoz]

Wish Granted, but I granted you that wish.

I wish I was called TheKhoz.

[Squiggles]

Wish Granted, but I granted you that wish.

I wish I was called TheKhoz.

Granted but You we're called TheKhokSucker

I wish -

[TheKhoz]

Wish Granted, but -

I wish I was gay.

[Squiggles]

Wish Granted, but -

I wish I was gay.

Granted. (Nice try though)

I wish for a stick.

[TheKhoz]

Wish Granted, but it is a man stick.

I wish you were a douche.

[Talent74]

Wish granted, but you failed.

I wish to be on a diet.

[LegendZ]

But you get lots of pork sammiches, getting fatty.

I wish for a wish not to be wished but just be left alone as a wish.

[Talent74]

But you get lots of pork sammiches, getting fatty.

I wish for a wish not to be wished but just be left alone as a wish.

You fell in a black hole for trying to divide by zero.

I wish for amusement.

[Welknair]

Granted, but it's not a type of amusement you can understand.

I wish for this wish not to be answered in any way, shape or form.

[Talent74]

Granted, but it's not a type of amusement you can understand.

I wish for this wish not to be answered in any way, shape or form.

You lost.

I wish for some RAM.

[naturemon]

You lost.

I wish for some RAM.

Granted, But the ram is defective and destroys your computer.

I wish for some Ice Cream.

[Talent74]

Wish granted, but it is poisoned.

I wish for a new TV.

[Man 2]

Wish granted, but it is poisoned.

I wish for a new TV.

Wish granted, but it's a used TV with a shot from a gay research movie burned into the screen.
I wish I had a TARDIS.