Wish Granted, but...

[Sr38890x]

Wish granted, but then Bubble Buddy hugs you afterward and washes off my stink :P

I wish I could stay home sick tomorrow and not go on some silly religious retreat.

Wish granted, but Swamp people eat your feet.

I wish the E wasn't cut off on my av. :I

[Ad Bot]

[soldier]

wish granted but you get a big E for your avatar and nothing else

I wish this wish will get granted

[MegaScientifical]

Gran- CRITICAL ERROR, TERMINATING WISH.

I wish Gardimuer didn't keep complaining about Elizabeth's boobs when they make up for it with her Disney 3D Cartoony head.

I wish I could stay home sick tomorrow and not go on some silly religious retreat.

I was home sick... sorta...

[Menen]

Granted, but now hes complaing about her ass.

I wish I had more milk

[The Corporation]

granted, but you grow boobs

I wish I had the easy button

[MegaScientifical]

Granted, but now hes complaing about her ass.

Gardimuer is a woman.

granted, but you grow boobs

I wish I had the easy button

Granted, but the terrorists steal it and press...

I wish there was a Hard Button.

[The Corporation]

granted, and you are forced to take APUSH in 3 months, pass the AP exam and if you don't Jigsaw will find you and kill you in the most horrifying way to you possible-while trying to avoid getting attacked by terrorists during the 3 months

I wish this wish was a wish

[MegaScientifical]

Due to the ambiguous nature of your wish, it has been replaced with pie.

I wish your wish was pie in my fist.

[_Rave_]

Granted, but I get three and used the second one to cancel the first.

Oh how I wish for a fish.

[IkeTheGeneric]

forget you it's my fish

I wish he would stop asking for my fish

[MegaScientifical]

Granted, but... oh wait, so many people have wished for fish throughout this topic, we ran out.

I wish people didn't wish for fish, considering we've run out and all.

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Double wish error...

[_Rave_]

Wish granted, but was then reversed and the world divided by zero because of lack of fishies.

I wish for a surplus of tuna.

[MegaScientifical]

Granted, but it causes a surplus is diseased kitties.

I wish I was an apple.

[steve5451]

Granted, but you are eaten alive by a little girl.

I wish I never dropped my laptop and scratched the side. :C

[MegaScientifical]

Granted, it broken into little pieces instead.

I wish little girls never existed.