Wish Granted, but...

[Rugged]

granted, but your father rapes you in your sleep because now he can

i wish i had a woman

[Ad Bot]

[MrMcCakey]

granted, but you got LUA instead of torque coding.

I wish to be a real boy

i'm learning how to code in batch derp

granted, but your father rapes you in your sleep because now he can

i wish i had a woman

you get a man
i wish my mouse wasn't out of batteries

[Rugged]

granted but it becomes a real mouse and rapes you in your sleep

i wish this girl im videochatting with will show me titties

[Byteswarm]

granted but it becomes a real mouse and rapes you in your sleep

i wish this girl im videochatting with will show me titties

granted, and as a sidebonus you have a 'real good night' with her

but it turns out ``she" was really a male who had a love change and various cosmetic surgeries
you also get syphilis and find that your wallet is gone

i wish i knew how to network

[Rugged]

granted, but then the wires of your computer come to life and rape you in your sleep


i wish i was a professional musician

[MrMcCakey]

granted, but rumors go around that you're a child enthusiast
i wish for a faster computer

[._maxwell23461_.]

Wish granted but it goes too fast and blows up
I wish for a wall

[MrMcCakey]

it's made of wood and a dragon starts to breathe fire on it
i wish to meet pbat some day

[MegaScientifical]

wish granted but you chose art2

i wish for a time bomb that would blow up the person who comments on my wish.

God loving damn it stop bumping this topic. If I could log into my old account I made this with, I'd lock it, but since I can't, all I can do is yell at you.

[._maxwell23461_.]

God loving damn it stop bumping this topic. If I could log into my old account I made this with, I'd lock it, but since I can't, all I can do is yell at you.

Bump 
Also why can't you get in? Banned?

[MegaScientifical]

If you notice, it has special characters you can't use on SMF forums. It's that old - It was made before this board used SMF. Although I was able to figure out how to get in JUST NOW finally, it's pretty useless. I know it doesn't have a BL ID, but I was still hoping I could edit posts and lock this or something. Nope. In fact, it's still banned. Badspot only cleared IP bans a few months back - account bans seem to be persistent... So... That's sad...

[._maxwell23461_.]

;C

[--LegoPepper--]

it's made of wood and a dragon starts to breathe fire on it
i wish to meet pbat some day

Wish granted, but it was not when he was alive.
I wish for death.

God loving damn it stop bumping this topic. If I could log into my old account I made this with, I'd lock it, but since I can't, all I can do is yell at you.

I love how I ignored this completely.

[danisaac5]

wish granted...
But you survive

i wish the motorbike that i wished for on page 660 was totally free and had infinite fuel >:D

[ShadowYoshi294]

The bike is free, but it ran out of fuel.

I wish to do an internet!