Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 517719 times)

granted, but spongebob lives inside of you  :O

i wish for an eternity

granted, but then you get bored after 5 seconds of it.

I wish for a hot girlfriend.

Granted, but she turns into a male.

I wish I was a rock.

Granted but you get mined  :cookieMonster:

I wish my computer did not suck.

Wish granted, but now it blows.

I wish I had a sandvich.

Too motherloving bad.

I wish I had a

Granted, but the empty space is a black hole and sucks you in.

I wish I had a dinosaur that had no telephone.

Granted, but the empty space is a black hole and sucks you in.

I wish I had a dinosaur that had no telephone.
Granted but then your mother calls you.

I wish for a snowday in san deigo

Granted, but you are crushed under snow.

I wish for a telephone with no dinosaur.

Granted, but you are crushed under snow.

I wish for a telephone with no dinosaur.
Granted, but the Dinosaur finds his telephone:/
I wish to get laid tonight and have it not be a male in any wich way:3

Granted, but you burn yourself with a torch.
What? They call it a torch phantom cause their sword is on fire,

Granted, but the Dinosaur finds his telephone:/
I wish to get laid tonight and have it not be a male in any wich way:3
Granted but its still a male no mater what.

I wish for TRIANGLZ!1!11!!!1

What? They call it a torch phantom cause their sword is on fire,
Granted but its still a male no mater what.

I wish for TRIANGLZ!1!11!!!1
Granted, but it turns into a male and rapes your face off.


I wish for Portal and a non-stuffty computer.

Granted, but it turns into a male and rapes your face off.


I wish for Portal and a non-stuffty computer.
Granted but your parents throw away the new computer they just bought you for a new microwave, and they said Portal was inappropriate. (Lol.)

I wish to be a regular Phantom from Spirit Tracks!
(I have got to stop asking these wish's)

Granted but your parents throw away the new computer they just bought you for a new microwave, and they said Portal was inappropriate. (Lol.)

I wish to be a regular Phantom from Spirit Tracks!
(I have got to stop asking these wish's)
Granted, but its hits you and everything freezes and you mysteriously die.


I wish I had icecream:3

Granted, but its hits you and everything freezes and you mysteriously die.


I wish I had icecream:3
Granted but i ate it.

I wish i never ate the :iceCream: