Wish Granted, but...

[TheFireyPhoenix]

Granted but you get fat and smell like old cheese and nobody wants to be within 50 yards of you.

I wish for something bad to happen.

[Ad Bot]

[Jervan]

Granted but Gandalf saves the day

I wish noone could say granted or but.

[Mr Smash]

Granted but i am someone not noone

I wish that my new laptop will arive today

[Terror]

Granted but it has MS DOS and only have 8 MB of ram.

[Mr Smash]

you made no wish so your head exsploded

I wish for more popi's chicken, i'm starving :D

[TheFireyPhoenix]

Granted but you get fat and smell like old cheese and nobody wants to be within 50 yards of you.

I wish for more slim jim

[ChexGuy331]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish that Bionicle Heroes was a better game.

[Mr Smash]

Granted, but it's so good you get very adicted to it and everytime you hear the word bionicle or heros you have to play it. you grow old and at the age of 40 you still play.

I wish Phoenix will get eaten by dragones

[stevey1000]

Granted, But said dragon eats your entrails.

I wish I could shot web.

[ChexGuy331]

Granted, but Spiderman comes and sues you for copying him. He then wins and has rights to everything you own.

I wish that school were over sooner.

[Jetz]

Granted, but it only affects schools other than yours.
I wish [Insert wish here].

[TheSilentNinja]

Granted, but [Insert AIDs Here]

I wish I had a roflcopter.

[ChexGuy331]

Granted, but the ROFLCOPTER will make you ROFL so hard you die.

I wish my birthday were farther away.

[Muffinmix]

Granted but the cake will lack icing, which empirically sucks.

I wish awful fantasy had a sequel.

[Zor]

Wish granted, but it turns out even awful-er than the first one.

I wish this thread never dies.