Wish Granted, but...

[TheLegomaster]

Granted, but then a pirate kills you.


I wish to be a badass modern day pirate.

[Ad Bot]

[PJ Boy]

Granted, but you were killed for treason.

I wish I owned a Line gun.

[Herrerarausaure]

Granted, but you used it in the wrong way, and killed yourself.

I wish I could change the world into a blockland-like style.

[JAW959]

granted, but since blocklanders have no genitalia the race dies out

I wish I could not fly

[Herrerarausaure]

Granted, but the floor breaks into peaces and fall into a non-ending pit, and, because you cannot fly, you die in the pit.

I wish that the problem in the previous post is fixed by genius who put human genes into blockheads

[Joker 4]

Wish granted but you begin to smell like Connor Duffy's feet. :P

I wish I knew who Batman was.

[PJ Boy]

Granted, but he doesn't exist.

I wish Blockland had better vehicle physics.

[superslayer]

Granted, but he doesn't exist.

I wish Blockland had better vehicle physics.

granted but now the rest of the physics are stuff


i wish for more money

[Snaffle J. Bean]

granted but i steal all your money

i wish for more money

[laremere]

You get a penny.


I wish for a hedgehog.

[Kapturrith]

Wish granted and nothing bad happens.

[Kobewarrior]

Wish granted but you didn't wish anything.

I wish for some Dr. Pepper.

[King of losers]

Wish granted, but then your wish is still granted, and nothing bad happens, and you enjoy your Dr. Pepper.
 
I wish for world peace... pfft.

[Kobewarrior]

Wish granted but it turned out to be world pieces.

I wish I had a stool to stand on.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Wish granted but the stool is a bag of stuff olol


I wish the wish that I granted made more sense