You get it, but you accidentally aged yourself until you only had 6 months to live.I wish for a beautiful Swedish mate.
Granted, but you get flubbman it turns out he comes from England.I wish for pony
You get a pony but its named lord tony. (That rhymes)I wish for a pony not named lord tony
Wish granted, but you get a stocking pony.I wish for something
<derisive chuckle>I wish I could be a good archer in King Arthur's Gold.
I wish for radioactive pie.
Granted, but then you ate it.I wish for a chocolate milk of glass, extra combustible.
Nothing because you wish for nothingI wish for a box of Pablo Flakes
The genie cries.See?Look at what you've done.I wish for Battlefield 3.