Another generic forum adventure game

[Megaguy]

The invantory sytem.
Right, You know how you have 3 boxes?
Those boxes can hold these:
3 small items
2 medium items and one small
and one BIG item.
You have 3 boxes, So dont worry if one is full. Spare boxes can be found and place into invantory

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[funinabox]

BISH. Take off SHOE and carefully put inside it 2 BED SPLINTERS. Then use one too break WINDOW and put other in POCKET. Then go ahead and SCREAM LIKE MONKEY.

[Megaguy]

Those splinters would hurt if you accidently touched them!

[funinabox]

Those splinters would hurt if you accidently touched them!

So what? It isnt like he has HP. And again, SCREAM LIKE MONKEY FOR GOD'S SAKE >:U

[Megaguy]

You take 2 bed splinters and stick them inside a shoe. You then take a shoe and put it in your invantory.


OH OUH HAHAH A AH!
ME WANTY BANNANIE!

K-ARRASSSHHH

Glass shards Faaanntasstic. Those'll be Hurting if you step on em. In barefoot.
God You didnt think this thought at all did you. They're blocking the loving DOOR.
Argh that piss is starting to smell bad.
Those are socks on your feet.
Oh, And you may not have HP, But you can still die from things that make you.

Maybe you should call for assistance.

[funinabox]

JUMP over SPLINTERS and GETOUT DOOR and MAKE EVERYONE ANGRY.

[Megaguy]

JUMP over SPLINTERS and GETOUT DOOR and MAKE EVERYONE ANGRY.

You have suggested to many things. Let someone else post.

[Megaguy]

I am asleep

[JJA0]

I am asleep

Oh well take lamp and scoop up glass shards with lamp then throw lamp at bed. Then lick piss wall.

[masterockets]

Grab PISSED ON LAMP and use command THROW on WINDOW, then when the WINDOW BREAKS, EXAMINE the GLASS SHARDS, then grab DRAWING and turn it into a GLOVE for PUNCH ATTACK, and learn HP BAR

[A.R.C.]

Kill yourself.

[Megaguy]

Grab PISSED ON LAMP and use command THROW on WINDOW, then when the WINDOW BREAKS, EXAMINE the GLASS SHARDS, then grab DRAWING and turn it into a GLOVE for PUNCH ATTACK, and learn HP BAR

Window is Alreaddy broken. There is also more glass shards than it looks. There is 4 big shards. and tons of small ones.

Oh well take lamp and scoop up glass shards with lamp then throw lamp at bed. Then lick piss wall.

Hmmm...
NO.

[Megaguy]

Kill yourself.

Wiiitth?

[Megaguy]

Maybe you should go BACK to BEFORE YOU SCREAMED LIKE MONKEY AND BROKE WINDOW

[JJA0]

>back then exit room before someone does something else stupid.