Poll

Which one do you think is the best.

U.S. Army
U.S. Navy
U.S. Air Force
U.S. Marine Corps
U.S. Coast Guard.

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Why not find a better job, like serial killing?

I'ma go into the army so they can harden me and teach me how to kill without remorse, then I will just break into old rich peoples houses and rob them and murder them. I will still be serving my country as old people are of no benefit to our advancement.

Why not find a better job, like serial killing?
That is not a bad idea.

I'ma go into the army so they can harden me and teach me how to kill without remorse, then I will just break into old rich peoples houses and rob them and murder them. I will still be serving my country as old people are of no benefit to our advancement.
What about the smart ones that design new engines or cures to diseases?

I voted for the Air force. its just plain awesomeness

But for those who don't know. If you want to protect the country be in the national guard. believe it or not, they're the first branch of the military to go anywhere.

Join the Israeli army and you can learn a badass unarmed defense style.

anyway,

magets
MAGGOTS!

BULLstuff! IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MAMA'S ASS AND ENDED UP AS A BROWN STAIN ON THE MATTRESS!

I'm not American but I say Air Force. Who doesn't like piloting chunks of steel and pewing any enemy that's get in your sights?



I'm doing my part!
Yeah! Service does guarantee citizenship after all.

Boats are pretty cool. You can try to become a Navy pilot if you want to fly jets and sail on ships.

Just an F.W.I, the marines are really a part of the navy. Though they have their own corps., they're just a really, REALLY,big part of the navy. Hoorah! oh,and I vote for THE RED ARMY!

Navy Seals. They kick ass.

U.S. Air Force. I am going to either enlist in the USAF or become a lawyer. Still undecided.
if you want money
LAWYER
if you want to spend years to months figuring out how to fly a plane, then constantly ask someone else to shoot down some dudes behind you.

if you can reason
LAWYER

ima be a nurse(more money than doctor, and all i have to do is get crap for the doctor)

USAF because they control predator and raptor drones.