
Craig: Hey, John its 2012. John: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! *RELOADS* *SHOOTS EVERYBODY*. Officer: 2012?!?! OH MAH GOSH!!! *JUMPS IN A LAKE*
NEWS CASTER: Yes, you heard it hear!

Husband: BAAAHHHHH!!!!!! *GRABS GUN* *SHOOTS THE GOVERNOR*. Wife: what are you doing?!!?!? Husband: Its 2012!!!!!!!!!!
2012 is a myth. But, since everybody believes in it. Your going to make it happen yourself. without the earth even trying.