Forget about 2012, were gonna die this november!

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2164 – Animals turn half-human. Ok seriously, WTF? God damn furries!
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Mr. Lighthead comments: Got this via e-mail. Well, if true we are awaiting one hell of a ride. If true. But then again, it’s been too long too quiet and maybe it’s time for another world war. Not that I want it. It’s just human behavior too go nuts once in a while an forget up everyone and everything.

Its fake obviously.

2010- Sirrus eats a sammich. DAMMIT, LIES!

2288 – Travel back in time (Time Travel invented?). New contacts with aliens.

Wouldnt they just go back in time and stop world war 3?

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2010 – World War III. War will begin in November 2010 and end in October 2014. Will begin as usual, then nuclear will be used initially, and then chemical weapons. Bullstuff.

2011 – As a result of the fallout of nuclear fallout in the northern hemisphere will not be any animals or vegetation. Then Muslims will wage war against chemical surviving Europeans. My ass. I'm pretty sure everyone who has nuclear weapons agreed that they're bad. Using them pretty much says "I know I said we'd never use them but who cares?"

2014 – Most people will suffer skin cancer and other skin diseases (a consequence of chemical warfare). Bullstuff strikes again.

2016 – Europe almost lonely (empty). Nope.

2018 – New China becomes a world power. Developing countries in turn operated from exploiters. Haha, yeah right. They'd wish.

2023 – A little bit of change in the Earth’s orbit. Hey, I have an idea for the new star wars movie! The bullstuff strikes back!

2025 – Europe still little settled. B-B-B-B-BULLstuff!

2028 – Creating a new energy source (probably a controlled thermonuclear reaction). Hunger is gradually being overcome. Launched a manned spacecraft to Venus. Chicken-stuff bullstuff.

2033 – The polar ice are melting. Greater levels of the oceans. slowpoke.jpg. Off by a few thirty years I see?

2043 – The world economy is thriving. In Europe, Muslims rule. They already rule part of France so why the hell not? I'd love to see the world finally fix its stuffhole known as the economy.

2046 – any bodies (organs) can be manufactured (cloning?). Replacing the bodies is becoming one of the best methods of treatment. (Sneeze) I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullstuff!

2066 – During the attack on the Muslim Rome, the United States used a new kind of weapon – the climate. The sharp cooling (instant freezing). A MOTHA forgetIN' FREEZE RAY HOLY stuff.

2076 – Classless Society (communism). Oh goodie! My grandparents would've felt right at home here.

2084 – The restoration of nature. I'd love to see THAT happen.

2088 – A new disease – aging for a few seconds! Is this lady really thinking we're going to "age rapidly" in a few seconds? You sure she just didn't drink a few gin of tonics?

2097 – The rapid aging defeated. Never existed so it can't be defeated bitch.

2100 – Artificial sun illuminates the dark side of the Earth. ...Where the forget did you get this "artifical sun" bullstuff?

2111 – People become living robots. ...Can I be HAL 9000?

2123 – The war between small nations. Big nations do not intervene. Yay, don't we already have that?

2125 – Hungary will receive signals from space. Great, one of the worlds unnoticed countries who is probably a few years behind the U.S. will be the one to receive signals from space. Yeah, okay.

2130 – Colony under water (with the help of sympathetic councils). Sympathetic councils what? Colony under water? Okay...maybe.

2164 – Animals turn half-human. Alright, no. You're saying if I cryo-freeze my cat right now and unfreeze him in 2164, he'll magically turn half human? No.

2167 – A new religion. Yeah, it's called Nickism. You magically don't believe in bullstuff like this by having a common sense.

2170 – Major drought. Weather. Never know when it'll happen.

2183 – A colony on Mars becomes a nuclear power, and demands independence from the Earth (like when – the United States from England). Uh...what?

2187 – Will stop 2 large eruption of volcanoes. Yellowstone?

2195 – Sea Colony fully developed, abundant energy and food. Ok.

2196 – Complete mixing of Asians and Europeans. ...what. So we'll have one gigantic race of Asiapeans? Or Eurosians?

2201 – At the Sun slowing thermonuclear processes. Temperature drops. BUUUUUUUUUUULLstuff.

2221 – In the search for extraterrestrial life, humanity comes into contact with what – something terrible. OMFG ZERG RUSH1!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1

2256 – Spacecraft forgotten to Earth terrible new disease. What? I'm guessing a space craft that we forgot about brought a new terrible disease to us?

2262 – Planets gradually changing planetary orbit. Mars is threatened by comets. Well they rebelled against Earth anyways. Their fault.

2271 – Restart physical constants are changed. (Laws of physics changed?) What? You're saying in the year 2271 physics will be different.

2273 – Mixing yellow, white and black races. New race. White + Yellow + Black = WTF WHERE MY BLACK JOKES AT

2279 – Power from nothing (probably from a vacuum or a black hole). What.

2288 – Travel back in time (Time Travel invented?). New contacts with aliens. ...You're kidding, right?

2291 – The sun cools. Attempts were being made to light it again. I smell bullstuff once more.

2296 – Powerful eruption on the Sun. Changing the force of gravity. Beginning to fall old space stations and satellites. No.

2299 – In France, guerrilla movement against Islam. Woo!

2302 – New important laws and secrets of the universe revealed. ..."secrets"? The universe is suddenly an omniscient God holding secrets from us.

2304 – Secrets of the Moon revealed. Again, "secrets"?

2341 – Something terrible is approaching Earth from space. DGADFGDS ZERG RUSH OFMG

2354 – An accident in one of the artificial Sun leads to drought. Artificial suns won't exist. We'd never be able to do that.

2371 – The great famine. Whatever happened to living underwater in abundant food and energy? Hm?

2378 – A new fast-growing race. Uh, ok?

2480 – 2 artificial Suns collide. Land in the twilight. Hah, no.

3005 -The war on Mars. Violated the trajectory of the planet. Jumped 500 years much? At this point we'd probably be on mars so this is the one thing that actually MIGHT happen.

3010 – Comet hits Moon. Around the Earth – ring/zone of the stones and dust. Cool!

3797 – By this time on Earth killed all life, but mankind will be able to lay the foundations for a new life in another stellar system. What? Earth is now a being too and killed us off? Wtf?

3803 – A new planet is populated by little. Fewer contacts between people. Climate new planet affects the organisms of people – they mutate. ...What.
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3805 – The war between humans for resources. More than half of people dying out.

3815 – The war is over.

3854 – The development of civilization virtually stops. People live flocks as beasts.

3871 – New prophet tells people about moral values, religion.

3874 – New prophet receives support from all segments of the population. Organized a new church.

3878 – along with the Church to re-train new people forgotten sciences.

4302 – New cities are growing in the world. New Church encourages the development of new technology and science.

4302 – The development of science. Scientists discovered in the overall impact of all diseases in organism behavior.

4304 – Found a way to win any disease.

4308 – Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred.

4509 – Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate with God. Quick note; God cannot be reached by man kind.

4599 – People achieve immortality. Even if we shoot them, cut them apart and burn them?

4674 – The development of civilization has reached its peak. The number of people living on different planets is about 340 billion. Assimilation begins with aliens.

5076 – A boundary universe. With it, no one knows.

5078 – The decision to leave the boundaries of the universe. While about 40 percent of the population is against it.

5079 – End of the World. What "world"? We apparently live on like multiple planets or some stuff. WTF you talking about?
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40,000 - Also known as the Year 40k - Humankind is now an interstellar empire lead by the Holy God-Emperor of Mankind.

ITT: An old woman who smoked pot for a living.

2288 – Travel back in time (Time Travel invented?). New contacts with aliens.

Wouldnt they just go back in time and stop world war 3?
2289 - some government official goes back in time and kills all dinosaurs and cavemen.
the world is now inhabited by plants only

4599 – People achieve immortality.
5079 – End of the World.

they failed that achievement

4599 – People achieve immortality.
5079 – End of the World.

they failed that achievement
no we fly around in space with no world

E=mc2 is a theory, it still hasn't been completely proven, just like that this is also a theory, it could be right or wrong, only time can tell.


E=mc2 is a theory, it still hasn't been completely proven, just like that this is also a theory, it could be right or wrong, only time can tell.

A theory is the 2nd most proven and respected rank a scientific idea can have. The first being a law, which has to have been proven to never fail.

To put it simply, it has been proven, and most (if not all) scientists take it to be true.

A theory is the 2nd most proven and respected rank a scientific idea can have. The first being a law, which has to have been proven to never fail.

To put it simply, it has been proven, and most (if not all) scientists take it to be true.

I did not say that I don't think it's true. On the contrary I am simply saying that as long as there are people out there who think it is wrong, it's still, only a theory.

9999- The Universe Ends But How?

9999- The Universe Ends But How?

Possibly our third dimensional universe expands to such an extent that it cannot support itself and as if in an instant it would collapse into itself back to a speck so dense that it recreates the big bang, in effect, it restarts time. By then, I'm sure we would have found a way to travel to other universes.

End of the World! Comming in
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