Yeah In germany if i see your ass ill grab my dads Desert eagle ( vintage) and pop a cap in your ass, wait no, you gotta brain in there i forgot, i dont wanna kill your brain for an insta-death , i wanna make you SUFFUR!
Popping a cap in his ass would probably result in at most his death, he would die slowly as his gastro-intestinal enzymes digest him inside out as well as from blood loss, and you or your parents (if they take responsibility for your idiotic actions) being sent off to a juvenile correction center/jail and you becoming an infamous character who would have no future because any actions based off these threats would assure the world how forgeted up you are.
And I'm sure DarthVolga's brain is in his head, its a basic anatomical concept, not that you could understand something like that given your level of sophisticated thinking.