Normally I am all for cheap-shots like this, but you actually spent time brown townyzing pictures of an under-aged boy and estimating the size of his snake? And don't say it was just a joke, it had to come from some small truth, you were trying to find the size of a boys snake to some extent.
I'm not finding anything, I just know that kids that look young are developed like young kids. What I'm trying to say is he doesn't look like hes gone through puberty.
It's not like I sat there going "Hmm, I think it's 2.43 inches".