--Top 100 Ways to Die--

[captain blue]

Have love, then interject blood.

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[Ryuu]

Put candle wax in you richard hole and then try to pee.

Reminds me of the way muslims murder gays. Or that one chick who died of having to much vomit in her mouth.

[Niblic]

Trying to take Djy's isotope, but you don't.

[Menen]

Reminds me of the way muslims murder gays. Or that one chick who died of having to much vomit in her mouth.

Wat

[Andretti]

Mauled in a zoo by a tame alligator

[imdadanman]

going to ihop and eating a lot

[GenaralSkar]

going to ihop and eating a lot

Wat

[OneWithFire]

Try to hug a deathclaw.

[Dodger]

Getting poked by Chuck Norris

[Seph]

rule 34?

[Dusty12]

Natural causes.

[Madmitten]

Put candle wax in you richard hole and then try to pee.

that was once a scary story and this kid tried to masturbate with a candle in his snake

[Riot]

that was once a scary story and this kid tried to masturbate with a candle in his snake

 I remember that story, his large intestine got stuck in the pool drain or something while he was masturbating on the bottom of the pool.

[HellHound]

Guzzle a 'Bonk!' soda in one gulp!

[lolzorz mcgee]

I remember that story, his large intestine got stuck in the pool drain or something while he was masturbating on the bottom of the pool.

Yup.  Someone posted that in the old scary stories topic and got yelled at.

ontopic: Rocket jumping.