I bought a fleshlight

[Inv3rted]

Ask him for one then lol. I want one too.

Didn't you say you were a chick?

[Ad Bot]

[Daedalus]

Didn't you say you were a chick?

There are reverse Fleshlights for girls.

[Inv3rted]

It's called a carrot.

And those existed before Fleshlights.

[Daedalus]

It's called a carrot.

And those existed before Fleshlights.

I mean, I think the same company makes a special carrot with the same material.

[Seph]

You need a fake vagina to masturbate, you need to.. Er... God dammit I ran out of witty comments.

[zookuw]

You need a fake vagina to masturbate, you need to.. Er... God dammit I ran out of witty comments.

yur funny.

[Shemp]

This is probably the most disturbing thing I have ever seen on this forum. I was hoping this was a joke but now all I can see in my mind is what my mind interprets as MasterCookie furiously masturbating.

D,,: D,,: D,,: D,,:

PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH PLEASE AND THANKS

[Ephialtes]

This is probably the most disturbing thing I have ever seen on this forum. I was hoping this was a joke but now all I can see in my mind is what my mind interprets as MasterCookie furiously masturbating.

D,,: D,,: D,,: D,,:

PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH PLEASE AND THANKS

I'm pretty sure everyone identified this as some pathetic attempt at being controversial for attention some time ago.

[Niliscro]

Why was I not surprised to see this topic on the BL forums?

[Jacob/Lee]

Why was I not surprised to see this topic on the BL forums?

Why was I suprised to see this Wasn't on 4chan?

[Hugums]

It's called a carrot.

There's carrot's and then there's carrotlight! It's like a carrot but with a handle!

[Shemp]

I'm pretty sure everyone identified this as some pathetic attempt at being controversial for attention some time ago.

Well I kind of didn't read the whole thing I was like "oh look this will either be a funny joke or a troll getting banned lolololol"

saw "IMA USE IT NOW" or whatever

scrolled down once more and he was tlaking about the different ones

hit reply

cried

but yeah I didn't read the whole thing. I was just a little shocked that this is here and not 4chan or something like that. D:

[SupremeCommander]

I shudder to think how you clean one.
Or if you just let it gum over.

I think I could use a bottle of eyebleach myself.

[Healbadbad]

I shudder to think how you clean one.
Or if you just let it gum over.

I think I could use a bottle of eyebleach myself.

i think that it would come with instructions on that.
yep, just google it.

[Makingblah]

vaginas plx