Author Topic: Game quotes!  (Read 5837 times)

A Duke Nukem has appeared! No wait, wrong game.

If only I could show you the places I've seen, you might understand the things I say. I've been to the desolate lands, wandered by those souls who still see the lands of the living, but wear the cloak of the dead. Blind to their own ends, they cry, passing through one another like shadows, in the dying light of day. I've traveled to where souls rot in torment, pierced with the jagged shards of life and vision, clinging to memory, regrets of the flesh. I saw that this prison was of their own making, and the key was in unknowing and release.

And still, I traveled on...

And finally, I came to the place where souls go to die, where the mirrored and warm spirits fall into an endless sea of grey mirrored glass. And I lowered myself within, and laid there among them, and I almost did not return. And do you know what I found there? There among the silent and embattered shells of the innumerable? Peace. Enlightenment. Truth. Only then did I realize this place, this life, is an abomination, a horrible distortion of the natural order. This, life, who mothered pain, and fear, and envy, these twisted children who exist only because we are here to feed them, to nourish them! This, life, this, afterthought! A disturbance, a mere ripple in that grey, dead sea. Not even the cause, but merely an effect, sending these souls upward, screaming for release from the day when they are torn from their waters.

The effect of what, I do not know, nor do I care...

Have you ever spoken with the dead? Called to them from this side? Pulled them from their silent rest? Do you know what it is they feel? Pain. Pain, when torn into this wakefulness, this reminder of the chaos from which they had escaped, pain at having to live.

There will be no more pain... There will be no more chaos... - Kerghan, from Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura

[No tl;dr for you lazy, illiterate forgetheads]

"Thou art I... And I am thou..."
"Yosuke bearly has any health!"
"NO! You're not me!"
Hahaha, Persona 3/4.

I don't care about that stuff.

-EDIT:I don't pay attention to that stuff

"The cake is a lie"
-Some former test subject in portal

"LEEEEROY JENKINS!!!"
-WoW


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum"
Duke Nukem
Always count on Duke

"The game where you build stuff."

If you don't remember what game its from, you fail.

Game quotes you say?

"I lost the Game"

- The Game

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum"
Duke Nukem
Always count on Duke

That's not from Duke Nukem originally....

Proof.

More proof.


"BUKA PINTU, SHE ALLA BUKA PINTU!"
-Kinda easy.

IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, BUT WERE ALL OUT OF GUM
~Duke Nukem

Please stop Gordon, lamarr is deathly afraid of crowbars

"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha', I hurt people."

If you don't know what that's from please proceed to take your face and bring it into contact with your keyboard at a very high speed.