Author Topic: Everybody loves Babies  (Read 5077 times)

Weren't we all babies once?

Babies are stupid. Also, y'know why babies cry so much? Because they have to deal with the horrors of being a baby.



Babies are stupid. Also, y'know why babies cry so much? Because they have to deal with the horrors of being a baby.

I thought it was because they needed to get air for the first time after getting out of their mother's gut.

No, it's 'cause they know they're the bane of mankind.

What's the difference between a pile of babies and a trampoline?

I take my shoes off before I jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a pile of babies and a trampoline?

I take my shoes off before I jump on a trampoline.

What's better than winning a million dollars?
A dumpster full of babies!

What's better than a dumpster full of babies?
A dumpster full of halves of babies!

What's better than winning a million dollars?
A dumpster full of babies!

What's better than a dumpster full of babies?
A dumpster full of halves of babies!

those fail gtfo

What's the movie about, srsly


How do you fit 13 babies in a cup? Blender

How do you get them out of the cup? Tortilla chips.

How do you fit 13 babies in a cup? Blender

How do you get them out of the cup? Tortilla chips.
How to eat a baby.

I used to love babys, but then a certain "incident" prevented me from living near schools and daycares





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