My EYE KEEPS TWITCHING!

[Madmitten]

My eye keeps twitching and it is very annoying.
Any way to make it stop?

[Ad Bot]

[A.R.C.]

Here's to hoping you have a stroke!

*Raises glass

[Snaffle J. Bean]

Stop drinking things with caffeine.

[Kerog]

You can't have a stroke. How old are you? 12?

[Madmitten]

Stop drinking things with caffeine.

I havent had any caffeinated drinks.
Just water

[RedSaturn]

Cut up you nerves system?

[Skip]

You can't have a stroke. How old are you? 12?

...
What?
You can't have a stroke at the age of 12?

[Meekl]

You can't have a stroke. How old are you? 12?

Bullstuff, age has nothing to do with it.

[The Russian]

dis stuff happens when the neurotransmitters from a nerve cell ending (terminal) don't (all) make it across the synapse
that causes it to send signals repetitively

[Madmitten]

dis stuff happens when the neurotransmitters from a nerve cell ending (terminal) don't (all) make it across the synapse
that causes it to send signals repetitively

now I know the cause
how bout the solution, my mom said I need more rest.

[The Russian]

now I know the cause
how bout the solution, my mom said I need more rest.

That should work. Just get some sleep.

An addition to my explanation about neurotransmitters I want to add that a lack of (vitamins and minerals usually) something may cause them to fail to cross the synapse.

[Madmitten]

That should work. Just get some sleep.

An addition to my explanation about neurotransmitters I want to add that a lack of (vitamins and minerals usually) something may cause them to fail to cross the synapse.

tl;tctr I need more water and orange juice

[Fjeld]

MEDICAL MARIJUANA GET

[SupremeCommander]

There is a somewhat painful, but simple solution.
Your eye is worn out, and you need a new one.

First, you will need an oyster spoon. This is easiest. Other spoons could make the following more difficult.
Now, lubricate the spoon with some inactive oil. I find olive works best, although you could easily use any other alternative.
Now, carefully insert the spoon into the ocular cavity of the twitching eye, taking care to ensure you don't damage the socket tissues or muscles. Carefully push the spoon until you feel an immovable point; this is your optic nerve. Now for the painful bit. hit the spoon sharply to sever this, and pop your old eye out.
Use some gauze to cover the socket while a new one grows in its place. If, at any point, you feel severe pain, go immediately to a doctor.

Hope that helps you out.

[Fjeld]

There is a somewhat painful, but simple solution.
Your eye is worn out, and you need a new one.

First, you will need an oyster spoon. This is easiest. Other spoons could make the following more difficult.
Now, lubricate the spoon with some inactive oil. I find olive works best, although you could easily use any other alternative.
Now, carefully insert the spoon into the ocular cavity of the twitching eye, taking care to ensure you don't damage the socket tissues or muscles. Carefully push the spoon until you feel an immovable point; this is your optic nerve. Now for the painful bit. hit the spoon sharply to sever this, and pop your old eye out.
Use some gauze to cover the socket while a new one grows in its place. If, at any point, you feel severe pain, go immediately to a doctor.

Hope that helps you out.

lol