Throwing caution into the wind, you hit the Randomize! button a few times, but manage to land on "gay pirate" almost every time despite what has been claimed in the past.
You settle on the standard face, the cap, and the sweatervest.
Now you just need to pick some colors for everything. You decide keeping your skin yellow, brown, pale, or peach colored would be to your benefit.
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