Author Topic: How to wake up  (Read 1927 times)

The Metal Axe on Fire way of life:

1. Wake up
2. Sharpen axe
3. Make coffee
4. Set axe on fire
5. Drink coffee
6. Watch Good Morning America
7. Watch Live! with Regis and Kelly
8. Watch The Bonnie Hunt Show

9. Smite noobs
10. Fall asleep watching old episodes of Swat Kats


how I do it is when I wake up get dressed, have me a wake 'n bake marlboro red then brb, school.


 Where is breakfast on that chart D:



Getting ready is such a short activity they just used one picture to represent it, i.e. the guy brushing his teeth

wake up
shower
breakfast
school
get home
homework
play games
animate
talk to khorde and wife
go to sleep

wake up
shower
breakfast
school
get home
homework
play games
animate
talk to khorde and wife
go to sleep

I call hax.

1.  Set iHome alarm to highest volume on an angry metal song
2.  Wake up as fast as I can, shut off the song, and go back to sleep
3.  Wake up 30 minutes later, realizing I'm late
4.  Get in shower
5.  Get dressed, grab mobile breakfast and coffee, grab iPod and backpack, run out of the door
6.  Slip on ice
7.  Bleed
8.  Go to school
9.  Get home from school
10.  Slip on same patch of ice, bleed again
11.  Computer
12.  Homework
13.  Xbox 360
14.  Sleep

Lather, rinse, and repeat.
Steps 11 - 14 are occasionally replaced by marijuana or doing something with my cohorts.
« Last Edit: February 04, 2010, 03:45:57 PM by Niliscro »

Joeboy's amazing daily routine!!!

1. Wake up
2. Fall asleep
3. Wake up
4. Fall out of an elevated bed
5. Turn off alarm on phone
6. Get ready for school (put on school uniform, brush teeth, brush exceedingly unmanageable hair)
7. Do stuff on either:
 a) Computer
 b) XBOX 360
8. Drink coffee and grab toast with one of these toppings:
 a) Peanut butter
 b) Marmite
9. Pick up backpack from hallway
10. get into a Toyota Hilux Surf, while eating toast en-route (with one of the toppings listed earlier)
11. Arrive at school
12. Go to tutor room while listening to awesome music on a phone capable of playing MP3s
13. Do period 1 and 2
14. Break time
15. Do period 3 and 4
16. Lunch time
17. Do period 5
18. Go back home in vehicle mentioned earlier
19. Turn up at home, go on internet
20. Fap
21. XBOX 360
22. Internet
23. Eat dinner
24. Internet
25. Fap
26. Internet
27. Fap
28. Go to bed
29. Lay on bed and do nothing for 2 hours
30. Fall asleep


Usually, half of my day is spent in bed as I can't wake up, and I can't go to sleep.

Basically, I set my alarm for something like 7am.  I then sleep right through, don't wake up until about 11 or so, then I finally get up around 12.  Then, when I try to go to bed around 10, I don't actually get to sleep until maybe 12 or 1am.

However, lately I've been taking melatonin, which is actually making me sleep and wake up when I want to, so my days have been much better.

In-depth morning schedule

6:00-6:05 am   Wake up, get up
6:05-6:20Shower, etc.
6:20-6:35Eat/Use computer
6:35-6:45Finish getting ready
6:45Leave house for bus