Author Topic: Describe Jesus's Computer (Read 5158 times)

Chrono · February 06, 2010, 11:27:05 PM

When you look inside, there is no processor. Only water.

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Nepthan · February 06, 2010, 11:27:59 PM

It can divide by zero.

I'm so original.

RedSaturn · February 06, 2010, 11:32:30 PM

He is TOM (myspace creator)
He is 350 GB

Healbadbad · February 06, 2010, 11:40:05 PM

The 'graphics' of real life suck to his computer.

Chrono · February 06, 2010, 11:41:40 PM

Upgrading his computer is easy. It can use anything. You could use a coffee filter for a firewall and it would work better than $60 programs.

Nystical · February 06, 2010, 11:42:04 PM

His internet is 300 T/S

Chrono · February 06, 2010, 11:42:57 PM

His internet is 300 T/S

2000 gb/s for all his downloading needs! I mean, I'm sure that he needs to keep up on the world's current status on the fly!

SupremeCommander · February 06, 2010, 11:43:06 PM

When they describe the motherboard like the "surface of the Death Star", Jesus' computer is different. His motherboard IS the Death Star.

Irishbandit · February 06, 2010, 11:56:58 PM

He can run games with better graphics than life.

Chrono · February 07, 2010, 12:03:51 AM

He can run games with better graphics than life.

The 'graphics' of real life suck to his computer.

General Nick · February 07, 2010, 12:06:49 AM

inb4inverted.

It isn't a computer, it's heaven.

SupremeCommander · February 07, 2010, 12:09:50 AM

It plays Oblivion, Fallout 3, Crysis, AND does the laundry. At the same time.

Tom Gunn · February 07, 2010, 12:55:38 AM

Moybus · February 07, 2010, 12:58:20 AM

Some people say Chuck Norris was the first creation of Jesus's Printer.

Anti-Block · February 07, 2010, 01:01:13 AM

Jesus challenged 4chan.
And won.