Pick up an object near you.

[EndGame]

Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Dead. God damnit, what the hell would I do with this?

[Ad Bot]

[Moriarty]

omg i would get alive because my weapon is so poor
a bag of crackers

[Doomonkey]

Headphones, I can drown out the sound of the zombies.

[Pew446]

Uh... what would I do with a bowl of ice cream? Smash it in the zombies face? :I

[Dapizzanator]

Butterfly Knife Trainer...
Well, maybe. It's not sharp, but it'll impale rotten flesh.

[Joekirk]

A hammer. I could barricade my house. And bash zombies heads in! While getting bitten once and becoming infected goddamn zombies :c

[LordCutlerBeckett]

snake. Sure, why not?

[JamestheLeet]

4 wheeler keys.
I might not have my drivers license but wtf I'm in the country as in not in the city.
And he said nothing about using it indirectly so I'm gonna use it indirectly.

Time to run over some zombies.

[Fargeaux]

mechanical pencil

:C

im forgeted