Chuck Norris can.

[Wynd_Fox]

Lilboarder made a mod that allows bricks to float, and you can put bricks in bricks.

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[Anti-Block]

Chuck Norris can pink everyone in the server.

Using green paint.

[SupremeCommander]

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.

[Dodger]

so you are chuck norris D:
Can I be assisstant?  

Hi Trivette!

Chuck norris CAN eat just 1 lays potato chip.

Chuck Norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves.

If by some weird time paradox that chuck norris went back in time, we would know, that in fact, Chuck Norris can beat Chuck norris.

Santa claus did exist, till he forgot Chuck Norris's gift.

[Kerog]

I didn't know Chuck Norris was a weeaboo

[Exoyo]

The fastest way to a woman's heart is...... CHUCK NORRISES FIST

[Dodger]

The fastest way to a woman's heart is...... CHUCK NORRISES 2 foot snake

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[Exoyo]

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JESUS CHRIST HES GOT CORN IN HIS stuff

[dkamm65]

Jesus may be the only one who can walk on water, but only Chuck Norris can swim through land.

[Skip]

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

[Dodger]

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

[dkamm65]

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

[Dodger]

Chcuck norris doesn't shave with a razor. He kicks himself in the face, becuase the only thing that can cut Chuck norris, is Chuck norris.

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Chcuck norris doesn't shave with a razor. He kicks himself in the face, becuase the only thing that can cut Chuck norris, is Chuck norris.

Chuck Norris once, and will again, roundhouse kicked Dodger for misspelling his name and forgetting to capitalize it.

[dkamm65]

When Chuck Norris works out, the equipment gets stronger.