I think all of these people are working together to troll us.
Nope, oh and btw Here is the MLP version of The evidence
I used to wonder what friendship could be....
But then I found out that the 2 ponies Pa Trooves and Redy Zartan, claimed to have been telling the Princess Celestia that I was a child molester but I had pony proof from Master Xandred who happened to be fighting The Samurai Rangers at the time who clearly told me that anypony can get proof through magic so then you showed Applejacks father this and he told you to stay away from creeps like those ponies..
Rainbow Dash, claims this story is 20% better than the Side of the disaster