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Off Topic / Re: In trouble for shooting sister with a loving NERF BULLET

« on: May 24, 2014, 05:24:44 PM »

Quote from: xSetrox on May 24, 2014, 05:06:31 PM

so I shot my sister in the back of her head with a nerf bullet, and she screeched and said it "hurt"
shes 23 loving years old
the nerf gun was a nerf jolt
i got it taken away
like what the forget

It's the average exaggeration called "don't loving do that she could have died."

It is also the average worst-case-scenario's reaction to using nerf guns

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Off Topic / Re: Im asking my crush out tommorow and i am kinda scared

« on: May 24, 2014, 05:23:03 PM »

Quote from: Renderman on May 21, 2014, 06:54:38 PM

/title
im pretty scared actually, like it could end up being really embarrassing, or end up going pretty well, 50/50 chance.
I also have no clue what to say

This goes in Drama.

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Off Topic / Re: the adventures of the broken easter french algrebra machien

« on: May 24, 2014, 05:18:37 PM »

Quote from: GPS on May 24, 2014, 05:18:09 PM

Actually not trolling, I'm just suprised by how everyone's reacting.

yup (Why the hell did i just reply to my own reply?)

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Off Topic / Re: the adventures of the broken easter french algrebra machien

« on: May 24, 2014, 05:18:09 PM »

Quote from: Flatflyer on May 24, 2014, 05:17:22 PM

anddd admittance to trolling
have a nice ban
and i also think you suck and im reporting to the president of le united states, unless your french, den i'll report to le president of france!
hahaha yu will diee

Actually not trolling, I'm just suprised by how everyone's acting.

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Off Topic / Re: the adventures of the broken easter french algrebra machien

« on: May 24, 2014, 05:16:29 PM »

Holy facking crap do I seriously have this many bad reviews allready? In ONE MINUTE? guess my mission is complete. PART TWO OF THE ADVENTURES OF THE BROKEN EASTER FRENCH ALGEBRA MACHINE CONFIRMED

User was banned for this post

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Off Topic / Re: the adventures of the broken easter french algrebra machien

« on: May 24, 2014, 05:14:58 PM »

Quote from: Flatflyer on May 24, 2014, 05:14:23 PM

Good for you.

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Off Topic / Re: the adventures of the broken easter french algrebra machien

« on: May 24, 2014, 05:14:34 PM »

Quote from: BluetoothBoy on May 24, 2014, 05:14:00 PM

My post remains valid.

Yes sir.

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Off Topic / Re: the adventures of the broken easter french algrebra machien

« on: May 24, 2014, 05:13:45 PM »

Quote from: ghost_man on May 24, 2014, 05:11:46 PM

what am i reading

I don't know. What about you? I'm just sitting here drinking gatorade, Luaghing my buttoxxes off.

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Off Topic / Re: the adventures of the broken easter french algrebra machien

« on: May 24, 2014, 05:13:10 PM »

Quote from: BluetoothBoy on May 24, 2014, 05:11:55 PM

Guys.

We have a new one.

Lol no i was just making the laziest and crappiest story ever.

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Off Topic / the adventures of the broken easter french algrebra machien

« on: May 24, 2014, 05:11:05 PM »

tooday
on the 2nd of first month in yeer 57384659873465759, the broken easter french algebra machien, or befab, woke up from another glorious dream, were he rode unycorns and raining p00p from the sky and everythign was rainbows
even p00p
he went outside to find that he was underr arrest 4 dreaming about rainbow unicorns and p00p. so he ran from the cop guyz and went to the gun shop and bought a ak47 becuz ak is best gun and he shot all le copz.
and then came the easter cops,
he shot them down, then the easter french cops, wich he tehn shot down agen and then the french algebra cops came, wich wer tooo much 4 himm to handel, so he took the arrest.

he woak up agen in le jail cell, confused.
then he remebemered wat happened.
on the 2nd of first month in yeer 57384659873465759, the broken easter french algebra machien, or befab, woke up from another glorious dream, were he rode unycorns and raining p00p from the sky and everythign was rainbows
even p00p
he went outside to find that he was underr arrest 4 dreaming about rainbow unicorns and p00p. so he ran from the cop guyz and went to the gun shop and bought a ak47 becuz ak is best gun and he shot all le copz.
and then came the easter cops,
he shot them down, then the easter french cops, wich he tehn shot down agen and then the french algebra cops came, wich wer tooo much 4 himm to handel, so he took the arrest.
he now got up from the kot and looked around
he saw his brother, father easter nausia infested machien, or fenim. befab asked fenim "почему вы в тюрьме, для вас ИЗ veary богатых и вы привели дэ Арми."
fenim said "копы Cought MEH smoekin сорняк и Дея арестовать меня 4 Stealin наркотиков сек."
"о том, что ек." said befab. so now dey were partners in le jail cell. and they live in le jail for a few yeers.
to be continued

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