Author Topic: In trouble for shooting sister with a loving NERF BULLET  (Read 1384 times)

so I shot my sister in the back of her head with a nerf bullet, and she screeched and said it "hurt"
shes 23 loving years old
the nerf gun was a nerf jolt
i got it taken away
like what the forget


Let this be a moment of realization that you are 13 and playing with a nerf gun

Now also let this opportunity guide you towards purchasing a paintball gun/airsoft gun so next time you shoot her, she can really complain how much it hurts.

Then buy a real gun later in life (don't shoot anyone with this one)


real men use paintballs


future honor student


assault with a deadly weapon

it could have hit her in the eye if she turned around as soon as you shot it
but that is stupid anyway

some people just like to bitch

quickly get that one that's like a loving rpg and shoot at her

GPS

so I shot my sister in the back of her head with a nerf bullet, and she screeched and said it "hurt"
shes 23 loving years old
the nerf gun was a nerf jolt
i got it taken away
like what the forget
It's the average exaggeration called "don't loving do that she could have died."


It is also the average worst-case-scenario's reaction to using nerf guns

Quit shooting girls. Didn't you just shoot someone with a water bottle?

in five years, you won't even be able to hear people say "it hurts" when setro shoots guns.