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General Discussion / My funniest moment in Blockland. (In tears)

« on: August 27, 2015, 05:51:35 PM »

I'm going to make this a green text... It will explain it better. Please, read the whole thing.

>Launch Blockland, looking for a good server
>Knife TDM, Gun Game, etc
>My eyes see something
>Autism RP
>I had to re-read it to believe it
>Never experienced this before, why not
>Join the server (it has about 15 people in it)
>Confused
>10 minutes later
>I'm the only doctor, I have an office, I'm supposed to cure people with autism
>...I'm supposed to cure people with autism
>Wut
>I go with it anyways
>"Cure" a couple of patients
>GreatIdea.jpg
>Couple minutes later
>0.5 player-scale kid comes in with his mom
>Probably some 11 year old
>"Please cure him."
>"Yes, ma'am."
>"Alright kid, you are going to take this huge ass needle, and it will hurt a whole lot."
>Idea is forming
>Kid gets a little nervous
>"Sit still you little brat."
>"Now, I need you to take off your pants and bend over."
>Kid looks at mom
>"It's okay, son."
>Kid bends over
>It's happening
>Chat:/hug
>begin thrusting
>Staring at the mom the whole time
>kid doesn't understand for a few seconds
>I'm tearing up
>Kid came to his senses, he disconnects ASAP
>Chat:/love
>"Alright, he should be cured."
>Kid's mom hasn't moved an inch
>She is staring at me
>Bursting out in laughter at this point
>ThCIAGood.gif
>I walk away, pretend to do doctor stuff
>She slowly leaves the office
>She definitely understood what just happened
>My experience with Autism RP.


This is why I love Blockland.
(This is not supposed to offend anyone with autism, I just took advantage of being a doctor.)

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Faces, Decals, Prints / New Funny Faces

« on: August 25, 2015, 11:45:05 AM »

Hey! This is officially my second add-on. Check out my first one here --> http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=284503.0

What
This add-on includes 4 new faces:
-Lenny
-Me Gusta
-Obama
-Yaranaika

Download dis crap right here boi!
(How to install video comes with download.)
https://hostr.co/NTtcY8xrdWgS

Pix for Clix
(Click on the pictures to see better.)

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Add-Ons / Re: New Sound Effects!

« on: August 23, 2015, 07:42:01 PM »

Great solid sounds. Though i have to point out that 44100 hz is a pretty high project rate, just remember that clients have to download these sounds in order to hear them on a server, so the larger the project rate is (Hz) the longer the file will take to download. I usually export in 22050 Hz or 32000 (But thats pushing it a little). Also remember that having these in stereo format will make it so all clients hear the sound at the same amplification no matter the distance. If you want the sounds to fade out export them in Mono format.

Other wise 10/10 for a first add-on

The light sound is like a car's blinker, lol.

The breaking bricks sound is stereo, so it'll sound exactly the same no matter how far you are, as long as you're close enough for the sound to be played. Might wanna change it to mono so the sound fades.

Try downloading the new file. Now includes more sound effects, all are mono.

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Add-Ons / Re: New Sound Effects!

« on: August 23, 2015, 06:52:51 PM »

To me the jump sounds like every bone in their body is breaking and destroying bricks is like a bunch of rocks falling in a river.

Not for me, tanks.

Are you sure the sound effects sound the same as in the video above?

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Add-Ons / Re: New Sound Effects!

« on: August 23, 2015, 03:55:04 PM »

For some reason, the video is private. I'm downloading this anyway.

Edit: I thought it would've been better, I do like the jump sound anyway.

Video is now public. Sorry about that!

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Add-Ons / [FIXED] New Sound Effects!

« on: August 23, 2015, 02:18:48 PM »

 Hey! This is my first add-on. It isn't much, but I really like it. Please check the text document from the download to tell you how to install it.

Now in mono! :)

What is it?
This add-on gets rid of those annoying cartoon sounds.

How?
It replaces those annoying sounds with better, more realistic (and satisfying) sound effects.

Sound effects
What was changed? (So far)

Breaking a brick: Now makes a more realistic crumbling noise.

Turning your flashlight on / off: Now sounds more like... A flashlight! Big surprise!

Jumping: A more realistic, concrete jump.

Fast / Slow impacts: A big / quiet thud.

Water Splash: Sounds more realistic.

Admin joining: Royal Annoying Orangeets!

Person banned: Cartman yells: "How would you like to suck my balls!?" (I know you read it in his voice)
I didn't include footsteps.   It would be annoying to listen to after a while. (I believe)
Also because I'm too lazy to code it. :)

Pix for clix! (Demo)
https://youtu.be/DEo46072RRk

And finally! The download link.
https://hostr.co/7VZo39BxpPOy

So Far
Thank you all for the feedback, now has more sounds that are all mono.  

Note: Rarely works on other servers. Use on your own server for the best experience.