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Off Topic / Re: I've got a problem with a "pal" of mine.

« on: December 28, 2013, 05:44:46 PM »

So Sergio has a history of calling Dan gay, all the time. Now. Sergio has randomly rammed his fist into the ass of one of his friends. Sergio says and does the gayest things all the time. Sergio one day burst out saying Dan would grow up to be a gay stripper, Dan told Sergio that he's no better. Sergio bursts out pissed off saying "Dan you always call me gay! You're such an starfish! forget you!" Something along the lines of that. He also shakes his ass all the time trying to be funny.  Sorry about the late update. I had stuff to do.

Maybe Sergio is gay and trying to deal with the discovery that he is gay?

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Off Topic / Re: Car thread

« on: December 24, 2013, 03:25:59 PM »

my work here is done.

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Off Topic / Re: wat

« on: December 24, 2013, 03:22:43 PM »

believe me that night wus eye opening enough lol

Tasers loving hurt am I right?

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Off Topic / wat

« on: December 24, 2013, 03:05:30 PM »

Get into only 1 automobile accident (down from 17 last year), wheelie into a dumpster and pull some GTA4 ass stuff and not dump the bike, and not have a single speeding ticket despite consistently go over the speed limit by 20.

Oh and buy a nice car, achieve a credit score of over 780, rent out a nice house, at one point in time have over 20k in da savings account while opening an Roth IRA retirement account, and all done legally cause being in tech is awesome.

The kicker is I'm not even 20 yet.
[/shamelessbraggingcausemyfriendsdontneedtohearitbutheinternetdoesamiriteguys]

i almost got arrested this year

Stay in school kid. It sucks and can ruin your credit. Not worth that or your freedom.

Biggest mistake was this forum and being nostalgic.

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Off Topic / Re: Car thread

« on: December 24, 2013, 04:51:22 AM »

My apologies for being cringeworthy, but I actually want one of these.

I plan to turn it into a rally car.

Coincidentally this was the car we crashed in.

Needless to say I would not take it rallying.

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Off Topic / Re: Car thread

« on: December 23, 2013, 06:47:51 AM »

So, I just got back from my friend understeering his car off the road.

Somehow, I'm alive and decided the first thing I should do is post about it on a forum about faux-legos.

Yup, I'm sane.

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Off Topic / Re: leonardo da vinci has returned v4 - free paintings done for free

« on: December 21, 2013, 02:24:07 PM »

i dont care if your atheist
i just dont get why they hate religious people for no reason :/

http://www.godhatescigarettes.com/

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Off Topic / Re: leonardo da vinci has returned v4 - free paintings done for free

« on: December 21, 2013, 02:10:17 PM »

A picture of the entire history of Tbilisi, Georgia through interpretive dance.

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Off Topic / Re: willy bum bum

« on: December 21, 2013, 02:07:10 PM »

"Must be 18 or older to watch"
what

I'm glad that's there.

Again, I'm in that part of youtube.

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Off Topic / Re: Present Ideas?

« on: December 21, 2013, 02:03:27 PM »

I have friends lol.

Here, buy a friend on amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=blow%20up%20doll

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Off Topic / Re: Probably the most username changed user I have ever seen.

« on: December 21, 2013, 01:46:37 PM »

try holding Pg Dn while middle clicking and moving your mouse all the way down.
Got down even faster.

I'm on a MBP, and I wasn't expecting it to be so long.

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Off Topic / Re: Probably the most username changed user I have ever seen.

« on: December 21, 2013, 01:40:41 PM »

Took me a solid 10 seconds to scroll all the way down, and that's on fast scroll...

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Off Topic / Re: React to the above image thread!

« on: December 20, 2013, 06:03:56 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: December 20, 2013, 05:57:21 PM »

Badass 10/10

And that's on a WIP bike on two wheels.

And here's a shameless plug of me riding a project bike from the car thread:

Not exactly a car video, but I Go-Pro'ed with the Black Edition when it was new a blind run on a new project bike.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-VE8wsL4Vc
Looks boring, but these roads are supposed to be a max of 35, and with a busted front tire I didn't check (whoops, too many wheelies) it probably was one of the dumber things I've done. All things said, still slow as hell as my more recent runs. I just haven't been bothered to actually film it.

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Off Topic / Re: Car thread

« on: December 20, 2013, 05:55:28 PM »

so today i learned that all of the problems my carburetors were having was because of clogged jets

are u loving srs

like two-weeks of investigation and that's all it was

Welcome to carbs, how can we make you more late?
Oh right, we offer a 5 minute minimum required waiting period to warm up!


Not exactly a car video, but I Go-Pro'ed with the Black Edition when it was new a blind run on a new project bike.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-VE8wsL4Vc
Looks boring, but these roads are supposed to be a max of 35, and with a busted front tire I didn't check (whoops, too many wheelies) it probably was one of the dumber things I've done. All things said, still slow as hell as my more recent runs. I just haven't been bothered to actually film it.
If anyone knows the area, I might post runs of Mines Rd sometime soon.

Fine, here's an actual car video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eEpjYjelnk