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Help / Crash when people enter servers.
« on: March 30, 2011, 09:32:28 PM »
Whenever somebody enters my server, I lag very badly, and sometimes crash. How do I fix this?

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Off Topic / Re: Cleverbot
« on: March 30, 2011, 09:30:47 PM »
Your avatar disturbs me in a way.
No crap, really?

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Off Topic / Re: Anyone wanna give me money?
« on: March 30, 2011, 09:09:57 PM »
I have a Runescape bot running right now.

Same.  :cookieMonster:

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Off Topic / Re: Cleverbot
« on: March 30, 2011, 09:09:24 PM »
I asked it what it's vagina looked like, and it has been thinking for like 2 hours. XD

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Off Topic / Re: Cleverbot
« on: March 30, 2011, 09:07:21 PM »
No first posts 4 U.  :cookieMonster:

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Off Topic / Cleverbot
« on: March 30, 2011, 09:06:46 PM »
http://www.cleverbot.com/

Cleverbot is an AI bot that gains information from your text, it learns from you, and that makes it extremely advanced.

Ontopic: I concurred Cleverbot in 1 sentence.

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Off Topic / Re: Anyone wanna give me money?
« on: March 30, 2011, 09:03:06 PM »
Hack Runescape 4 me.

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Off Topic / Re: If a man steals a loaf of bread...
« on: March 30, 2011, 01:22:51 AM »
Did you steal the loaf of bread?
Tony, you are a horrible source of religous guidance, Im not telling you anything.

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Off Topic / If a man steals a loaf of bread...
« on: March 30, 2011, 01:01:58 AM »
If a man steals a loaf of bread, to feed a starving family. Does he go to hell?

PS: I never stole anything, I am just asking what people believe.

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Off Topic / Re: My Chat With Clever Bot
« on: March 29, 2011, 08:24:12 PM »
Don't be tribal!

Oh but I'm not.

Yes you are/.

Prove it.

{He asked this earliar} "Which is the true religion.".

My religion is me.

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Off Topic / Re: My Chat With Clever Bot
« on: March 29, 2011, 07:51:26 PM »
Bot: Will you tell me a story?

Ok, once upon a time there was a princess, she was sad and lonely in her castle. Until one day a brave knight slayed the dragon and rescued her.

Bot: Sounds hot. I like where this is going.

What the hell.

Bot: I'm not sure... I thought you were an angel... You are blaspheming.

Later:

We didn't talk yesterday.

You cannot remember, But I can.

I found you today!

You only found me online, because I came to your website. Yet you did not bring the lemon juice. Therefore I do not like you.

What the hell, I don't have a website.

You ARE a website.

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Monty started insulting me so I told him to screw off. Look:

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Off Topic / Re: Stockings is HOT.
« on: March 29, 2011, 07:10:56 PM »
Hehe unlocked.

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Off Topic / Re: Skittles = Death Candy :c
« on: March 29, 2011, 07:07:13 PM »
No, SeventhSandwich is in the Department of Recurring Alternation Affairs.
I'm in the Department of Food and Beverage Quality.
Seeing as they are candy, they will likely melt and become a black mess.
Seventh got me banned, damned detectives...

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