Today i found a bot at:
http://www.cleverbot.com and heres my chat with it, Also, Post Your Chat With Him Please!
Me:Hello Mr.bot
Clever Bot:Hello Back
Me:So Like the Soviet Union?
Clever Bot:Talk To Me
Me:I Am
Clever Bot:Oh,Well Hi Then
Me:Wanna Sing The Portal Theme Song?
Clever Bot:Yes
Me:Ok, Lets start
Clever bot:The Game.
Me:Ah, Crap, You Even Know "The Game"? Well...I Lost :c.
Clever Bot:I don't think I know you a lot, but I am sorry I didn't ask for your name. What is your name?
Me: Chuck, Chuck Norris
Clever Bot:*chuck Norris*
Me:This was a Triumph
Clever Bot:Im Making a Note Here
Me:Huge Success
Clever Bot:Its Hard to Over state
Me:My Satisfaction
Clever Bot:Apeture Science
Me:We do what we must
Clever Bot:Because we can
Me:For The good of all of us
Clever bot: Exept for ones that are dead
Me:But theres no sense crying over every mistake.
Clever bot:You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Me:And the Science gets done
Clever bot:And We Make a Neat Gun
Me:For the people that are still alive
Clever Bot:Im Not even angry
Me:I'm being so sincere right now.
Clever Bot:Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Me:And tore me to pieces.
Clever Bot:And threw every piece into a fire.
Me:As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Clever bot:Now there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Me:What, You Skipped a Ton Of Words.
Clever Bot:Damn. You're right. I'm sorry. Take it away!
Me:Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Clever Bot:And we're out of beta.
Me:We're releasing on time.
Clever Bot:So I'm glad I got burned.
Me:Think of all the things we learned
Clever Bot:For the people that are still alive.
Me:Go ahead and leave me.
Clever Bot:I think I prefer to stay inside.
Clever Bot:Maybe you'll find someone else to help you?
Me:Maybe Black Mesa
Clever Bot:That was a joke haha fat chance.
Me:Anyway, this cake is great.
Me:It's so delicious and moist
CLever Bot:When there's science to do
Me:When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot:I've experiments to run.
Me:There is research to be done.
Clever Bot:For the people who are still alive.
Me:And believe me I am still alive.
Clever Bot:I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
Me: feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
CleverBot:While you're dying I'll be still alive.
Me:Still Alive
Cleverbot:Still Alive
Me:You Did Very Well With The song
Clever Bot:What Song
Me:The Song We Just Sang, The Portal Theme Song.
Clever bot:Oh, yes. It mentions Godzila several times.
Me:What, It Dosent Mention Godzila.
Clever bot: You're Right
Me:So...Do You Have Blockland?
Clever bot:Yes.
Me:Whats Your favorite Server that youve been to?
Clever bot:Vannila ice
Me:Penor
Cleverbot:Gandalf
Me:Dummkof
Clever bot:What are you
Me:A Human
Clever bot:No Your'e Not
Me:Yes i Am
Clever bot:But you already said you are not human, so you cannot be a person.
Me:I Never Said I Wasnt a Human
Clever bot:Yes you Did
Me:No, I Didn't
Clever Bot:Shall I show you our conversation as proof that you did?
Me:Sure
Clever bot:Very well, sir. Shall I also have the servant go fetch your... Companion, sir? Or would you rather have... It... Wait in your suite today, sir?
Me:I Dont have a suite
Clever bot: I do not have winter.
Me: I Never Said You had Winter
Clever bot: Yes you did! How did we get into this fight?
Me: You Choked up Joseph Stalin
Clever bot:What if I want YOU to be my Pokemon?
Me:Im Not a Pokemon, Joseph Stalin Isn't Either
Clever bot:I told you my name is Cleverbot.
Me:snake
Clever Bot: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym.
Me: I Thought You Were a Robot
Clever Bot:No i'm a person.
Me:Then Whys Your Name Clever bot, And Why Do you sit in front of your computer the whole day?
Clever Bot:creep bears Comin for you
Me:forget You, Just forget it.
Clever bot:I don't think so.
Me:Well Too Bad.
Clever bot:Ikr.
I Just Ended The Chat After That
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