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Off Topic / Re: I think I have a problem.

« on: May 01, 2011, 05:21:49 AM »

I've heard of this before, it's a rare mental disorder known as Oneeightydegreephilia.

The only known cure is to go to a local grocery store and pick a random item from their produce aisle. It is required that you shoplift this item, paying for it will only increase your addiction to triangles. You will then proceed home to boil said item. After which you will need to find a canine to place in this "stew", and let this sit for 20 minutes. Then proceed to make love to a female relative based on this order of availability:

Sister
Cousin
Grandmother
Mother

It is required that your father catch you doing so. You will then need to amputate one limb of your choice and feed it to whomever you had love with.

This will surely fix you right up.

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Off Topic / Re: Len - Paper Plane

« on: May 01, 2011, 05:02:26 AM »

It's the kid's stupid fault for getting ill and dying right after she met him.

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Off Topic / Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Sometimes I wish I was a pony.

« on: May 01, 2011, 04:37:56 AM »

Did ep 25 come out yet? If so link plz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwWM4IBLLJg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzeHJctStFg

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Off Topic / Re: I HAVE REACHED LEVEL 17

« on: May 01, 2011, 04:32:55 AM »

Or at 16

http://usmilitary.about.com/od/joiningthemilitary/a/enlage.htm

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Off Topic / Re: I HAVE REACHED LEVEL 17

« on: May 01, 2011, 04:29:37 AM »

you can join the military

Isn't that 18? Well anyways I dont want to yet.

you can at seventeen and a half i think.

17 with parental permission, otherwise it's 18.

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Off Topic / Re: Between the Buried and Me - epic stuff

« on: May 01, 2011, 04:28:02 AM »

...the hell? You just jumped in here to say I'm too underground?

-Everyone else
-Teh Gwound
-50 feet of crap
-Doggy bones
-Fossils
-Then you

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Off Topic / Re: Kilsers is having a friendly bet!

« on: May 01, 2011, 04:24:38 AM »

Her tits or GTFO.

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Off Topic / Re: 60's spiderman

« on: May 01, 2011, 03:25:52 AM »

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Off Topic / Re: My sister's boyfriend is going to propose.

« on: May 01, 2011, 02:41:13 AM »

Sounds like a plan

It's not my fault so many Jews deserved to die.

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Off Topic / Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Sometimes I wish I was a pony.

« on: May 01, 2011, 02:38:26 AM »

ZACORA

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Off Topic / Re: You laugh, you lose.

« on: May 01, 2011, 02:18:12 AM »

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Off Topic / Re: My sister's boyfriend is going to propose.

« on: May 01, 2011, 02:01:25 AM »

No mine! Ill fight you to the death! Summon  Troll Guy!

Please give him up Stocking, it's not worth it, right?

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Off Topic / Re: Watching the crazies!

« on: May 01, 2011, 01:59:10 AM »

Oh you mean I can't watch the show about autists doing autistic things? Darn.

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Off Topic / Re: Watching the crazies!

« on: May 01, 2011, 01:57:24 AM »

Oh is Autism: The Movie finally over?

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Off Topic / Re: My sister's boyfriend is going to propose.

« on: May 01, 2011, 01:30:32 AM »

nope

settling down is for people with dead end lives. those who can get more, should get more.
i mean wtf is the life advantage to finding someone out of some huge effort and keeping that one forever? lol
seems pretty pointless unless your only goal is to get into a deep mortgage and spawn children out of some fear of disappointing family and religion by NOT doing so.

forget that game lol

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