I think I have a problem.

[Maze24]

Lately I'v been noticing that I'v been drawing triangles everywhere. If you look at my desk you will see triangles. If you look at my schoolwork then you will see triangles. And even if you look in my room you will see triangles. And also when I'm just looking around and start looking for triangles.

Do I have a problem?

[Ad Bot]

[Bisjac]

better then drawing those cigarettegy ass circles.
loving things are a waste of time i tell ya.

[SWAT One]

Recent activities?

You might be good at designing bridges in the future.

[Ichijo]

I've heard of this before, it's a rare mental disorder known as Oneeightydegreephilia.

The only known cure is to go to a local grocery store and pick a random item from their produce aisle. It is required that you shoplift this item, paying for it will only increase your addiction to triangles. You will then proceed home to boil said item. After which you will need to find a canine to place in this "stew", and let this sit for 20 minutes. Then proceed to make love to a female relative based on this order of availability:

Sister
Cousin
Grandmother
Mother

It is required that your father catch you doing so. You will then need to amputate one limb of your choice and feed it to whomever you had love with.

This will surely fix you right up.

[Belogna]

OCD.

[Comatose]

OCD.

I think I have this, too.

As of late, I've been drawing these, how do I describe it, um, rhombus-shaped things. Sometimes they're small, sometimes they're huge, and sometimes they're uneven, while sometimes they're even. They've been all over my schoolwork since November of '10. My teacher even called me up to her desk one day to ask me what they are. I told her I had no idea.

Hell. I'm drawing one right now as I type this.


Please help me.