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Creativity / Re: The Adventures Of Soopaloop
« on: August 29, 2011, 07:42:52 PM »
Remember that Spore is a stuffty game.
Like you? I've seen you troll on 2 posts. In a row. What the forget is wrong with you? Do you love to be an ass?

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Creativity / Re: The Adventures Of Soopaloop
« on: August 29, 2011, 06:27:23 PM »
You evolve.

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Creativity / Re: The legend of Carl 2
« on: August 29, 2011, 06:20:31 PM »
Hagrid comes out of your ass, and bends the double barrel shotty to the roof. He then proceeds to eat the shop keeper. WHAT NEXT

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Creativity / Re: The Adventures Of Soopaloop
« on: August 29, 2011, 06:18:45 PM »
You go and eat some stuff.

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Creativity / Re: The legend of Carl 2
« on: August 28, 2011, 01:38:08 PM »
You fart on his face, causing him to fall OVER 9000!!! feet down to the ground. He lands on his neck, but still gets up and says "That didn't hurt.

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Creativity / Re: The legend of Carl 2
« on: August 28, 2011, 01:14:45 PM »
Carl and Douchie die, and go to the spirit world. They meet an old man, but he was expecting a Cherokee named Tommy. You're then sent into a ship that is filled with ugly monsters and stuff like that. (look up pictures of a game called PREY to continue)

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Creativity / Re: The legend of Carl 2
« on: August 28, 2011, 12:30:57 PM »
You run to Sesame Street and meet  :cookieMonster: and steal his cookies. You then run to Arlen, Texas and tell the Hill family that Hank is dead. Then, you tell Douchie to grab your tail, then you fart to the moon and meet Wheatley. WHAT NEXT?

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Creativity / Re: The legend of Carl 2
« on: August 28, 2011, 11:27:26 AM »
and you rub your stray jacket on that until it breaks,
You mean straight jacket c:

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Creativity / Re: The legend of Carl 2
« on: August 27, 2011, 07:35:50 PM »
After those unforeseen...occurrences, Carl and Douchey go by an A&W burger place. They order burgers, and when they bite, there is Miracle Whip in the burgers, so Carl and Douchey blow up the place. WHAT NEXT?

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Creativity / Re: The legend of Carl 2
« on: August 27, 2011, 01:17:10 AM »
Hank Hill comes out of the blue and stuffs everyone with PRO PAIN except for Carl, Douchey, and Grouch. WHAT NEXT, friendS

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Creativity / Re: The legend of Carl 2
« on: August 26, 2011, 11:34:00 PM »
After the tie stops singing, Douchey and Carl sober up and see that they are in 1984. They hijack someones DMC DeLorean and it seems it was Marty and Doc Browns DeLorean! So they travel back to 2011, and rob some McDonalds of their burgers. WHAT NEXT

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Creativity / Re: The legend of Carl 2
« on: August 26, 2011, 11:21:32 PM »
i loving hate his face and everything that has to do with it (entire thread/story crap)
Then why the forget are you on the thread, friend?

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Creativity / Re: The legend of Carl 2
« on: August 26, 2011, 03:58:46 PM »
The tie grows a face and sings Rick Astley. The 1984 police die, so you're good...for now.

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Creativity / Re: The legend of Carl 2
« on: August 25, 2011, 09:50:28 PM »
You go to a local bar called "Brontobar"  and order a water. They don't have any water so they give you a martini, Carl and Douchey don't know that. They drink it and pass out.

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Creativity / Re: The legend of Carl 2
« on: August 25, 2011, 09:28:18 PM »
You smack it in the face and say "No. Bad dinosaur" and the dinosaur cries and gos lower. Then, you kick it in the nutsack, and it flys to the moon, where you meet Wheatly.

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