The legend of Carl 2

[Alex Man!]

hang yourself

forget you and forget your mother. if you dislike the topic, forget your loving couch. forget

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[Darkly the Great]

Hagrid comes out of your ass, and bends the double barrel shotty to the roof. He then proceeds to eat the shop keeper. WHAT NEXT

[Alex Man!]

 You prepare to run and- Holy stuff! PAIN! Hagrid just came out of your starfish and bends the shotgun to the roof. Well- What. The. forget?! He just ate the poor man! Now you're running!

[LeetZero]

Your eyes switch places, Douchey becomes green and Flabber yellow, then everything you see is upside-down, then people stuff Hagrid's out of their mouths.

[Alex Man!]

HOLY stuff WHAT'S HAPPENING AHHH. Then they all slowly eat you peice by peic-

WOOOAHH. You wake up from that nightmare, that was...way too much. It appears you're in your time traveling van with douchey and flabber and that never happened...What happens next?

[Menen]

Not this stuff again.

[LeetZero]

You begin to tell Douchey and Flabber the story you went through in the nightmare.

[Alex Man!]

YES, TELL US

AHHHHHH

okay, lets not even think about them right now. What happens now?

[LeetZero]

Well, noone's driving now, so...

The car drives off a cliff.

[Alex Man!]

The van drives off of a cliff, but you kick the back door open and use a parachute built into your robot hand. You then fly the time traveling flying van back up, but then you smash into a skyscraper and fly through the windshield, what's inside of the skyscraper, and what happens?

[Dropshock]

CHRIST all of your drawings are still absolutely horrid. Please get better at drawing before doing more stuff like this.

[LeetZero]

Inside the skyscraper, you see a lot of workers. Suddenly all of them take a gun out and points them at you, but yet they seem very horrified.

[Alex Man!]

CHRIST all of your drawings are still absolutely horrid. Please get better at drawing before doing more stuff like this.

I draw these half-assed almost intentionally.

Okay, these loving weirdos don't have any color. You dodge a bullet from one of them with your robot hand, and throw all of them out of the window. You exit the unfinished building from the stairs and go down a hill.

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Ironically, there The Automatic Automatic is playing at a concert behind the hill. Also, with correct timing, as Carl ascends the hill, this part of the song plays:
"What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monsterrrr?"
Carl literally turns into a monster and eats everyone.

[Dropshock]

I draw these half-assed almost intentionally.

So you purposely don't put effort into these drawings?
What a terrible excuse.