Author Topic: The legend of Carl 2 (Read 5938 times)

Alex Man! · August 25, 2011, 08:34:48 PM

Don't know what the holy forget is happening and you're all like "AHHHH WHAT IS THIS"?
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=153672.0
This continues from that.
It appears that Douchey has been stole by a dinosaur!

And no, he didn't shoot himself.

Continue the story, and i'll tell what happens in the events of what happened.

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Alex Man! · August 25, 2011, 08:44:10 PM

I'll start.

You use your grappling hook on the dinosaur's leg. The dinosaur looks like it's dumber than stuff. Just look at that unfocused face. What happens next?

The Darkness · August 25, 2011, 08:57:36 PM

Douchey uses the grappling hook to grab onto and puts his foot on it climbing up and taming the dinosaur

Alex Man! · August 25, 2011, 09:09:07 PM

SCREEEEEEE

Douchey climbs up and tames the weird-ass dinosaur. This dinosaur looks like a weird ass blob, too...
You climb up and grab onto it's weird-ass mouth. Then it droops down and it's heading over to the volcano...what do you do?
(Sorry for the weird drawings. My hand's been janked up for a while, and so has my wireless mouse.)

Darkly the Great · August 25, 2011, 09:28:18 PM

You smack it in the face and say "No. Bad dinosaur" and the dinosaur cries and gos lower. Then, you kick it in the nutsack, and it flys to the moon, where you meet Wheatly.

The Darkness · August 25, 2011, 09:48:51 PM

Darkly the Great · August 25, 2011, 09:50:28 PM

You go to a local bar called "Brontobar" and order a water. They don't have any water so they give you a martini, Carl and Douchey don't know that. They drink it and pass out.

Alex Man! · August 25, 2011, 10:38:54 PM

You drink it and think it's water, then you and douchey have the uncontrollable urge to PARTYYYYY.
You party too hard and drunk drive your time traveling van into 1984, where you watch the premiere of ghost-busters and throw a Molotov at the theater. The 1984 police then come up and get up in your grill, what happens next? Also, your'e using a tie instead of your high tech collar. I wonder what it does..