The legend of Carl 2

[Alex Man!]

Instead of blowing everything up, the propane tank starts SUCKING YOU IN! You fire at the propane tank, and think "OHSHI-" It explodes, and it makes you fly away so fast, you go to 2011 with Marty and the doc. And land on them at a fast speed. They then die. What happens next? (You can look around to see what's around you)

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[TwenteFreak]

commit Self Delete

[Alex Man!]

commit Self Delete

You really smell like dog buns. He ain't going to kill himself. This wont be 3 pages long. The thing that sucks is that the people who replied to the 1'st one aren't replying to this one.

[Darkly the Great]

After those unforeseen...occurrences, Carl and Douchey go by an A&W burger place. They order burgers, and when they bite, there is Miracle Whip in the burgers, so Carl and Douchey blow up the place. WHAT NEXT?

[Alex Man!]

 "Excuse me sir, i wanted to eat a burger. Not stuff."
After blowing up the place, you proceed to stroll along, a police officer WHACKS you across the back of the head, and you wake up in a jail cell with your arms handcuffed behind your back in a special cell. What happens next?

[LeetZero]

Examine that thing looking like a burger, if it's a burger, eat it.

[Alex Man!]

Examine that thing looking like a burger, if it's a burger, eat it.

I just drew a picture of what darkly suggested. Continue with the text part of it
(Edit) Added a cell picture afterwords

[LeetZero]

Act like you're crazy and nom on the bars, hopefully attracting attention and them getting you to a hospital for being a lunatic, when having the occasion hit them in the neck with your massive hard head.

[Alex Man!]

You go to the mental hospital after trying to nom those bars, then you smack your head on the scientist that was going to give you meds, he falls over and falls on the syringe and pushes the bottom to inject the handicap juice. You use your tie to sing so much that the door to your cell rusts, and you rub your straight jacket on that until it breaks, and you kick the door down. What happens next?

[Darkly the Great]

and you rub your stray jacket on that until it breaks,

You mean straight jacket c:

[Darkly the Great]

You run to Sesame Street and meet  and steal his cookies. You then run to Arlen, Texas and tell the Hill family that Hank is dead. Then, you tell Douchie to grab your tail, then you fart to the moon and meet Wheatley. WHAT NEXT?

[Alex Man!]

BLOBBEH, YOUR DAD IS D-
              
My...My eyes. You shoot bobby five times in the chest and roundhouse kick ladybird out the window. Now what?

[Darkly the Great]

Carl and Douchie die, and go to the spirit world. They meet an old man, but he was expecting a Cherokee named Tommy. You're then sent into a ship that is filled with ugly monsters and stuff like that. (look up pictures of a game called PREY to continue)

[Alex Man!]

You go into the spirit world, and shoot rectangle man! Not sure if he was a ghost, but meh. You leave the spirit world and wake up in a car with 5 captain america toys and 9 bottles of beer around you, Douchey is laying down on the spike on-top of a skyscraper...What do you do?

[Darkly the Great]

You fart on his face, causing him to fall OVER 9000!!! feet down to the ground. He lands on his neck, but still gets up and says "That didn't hurt.