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Off Topic / Re: It's summer time for me finally!
« on: June 21, 2013, 11:04:58 AM »
I've still got a month left.
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Off Topic / Re: It's a mad libs world!
« on: June 15, 2013, 10:27:31 AM »
No matter where you are these days, you're bound to run into someone with a cellular carrot attached to his/her star fish. Even young Chicken McNuggets have KFC bucket phones. Unfortunately, they seem to bring out the worst snakees in people. Most cell-phone users talk with raised rocks in restaurants, museums, food, and even in women's and men's boots. Cell-phone users think nothing of talking at the same time they are stuffting their cars. This can be gayly dangerous, especially when they take their genitalia off the road as they stuff. Pedestrian phoners are also a/an ugly ass hazard. Preoccupied with their conversations, they can easily ignore a red spaghetti and step in front of oncoming mondays, causing all kinds of coffee mug accidents and pillow pile-ups.
lol
lol
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Off Topic / Re: It's a mad libs world!
« on: May 30, 2013, 05:37:19 PM »
A Visit to the Zoo
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Zoos are places where wild Easter island heads are kept in pens or cages so that Pokeballs can come and look at them on Sunday afternoon. There are two zoos in New York City. One in the Bronx and one in stupid ass Park. The Park Zoo is built around a large pond filled with clear sparkling semen. Swimming in the pond and eating fish you will see several Ponies. When it is feeding time all of the animals make Horny noises. The elephant goes Hnnnjgh and the turtle doves go grlarghlarghla. In one part of the Zoo there are two ugly ass Gorillas who love to eat bitches. In another building there is a spotted African Athens that is so fast it can outrun a Onix. But my favorite animal is the Hippopotamus. It has a huge Stephen Fry and eats fifty pounds of snakees a day. You would never know that, really, it's nothing but an oversized Nice pig!
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Zoos are places where wild Easter island heads are kept in pens or cages so that Pokeballs can come and look at them on Sunday afternoon. There are two zoos in New York City. One in the Bronx and one in stupid ass Park. The Park Zoo is built around a large pond filled with clear sparkling semen. Swimming in the pond and eating fish you will see several Ponies. When it is feeding time all of the animals make Horny noises. The elephant goes Hnnnjgh and the turtle doves go grlarghlarghla. In one part of the Zoo there are two ugly ass Gorillas who love to eat bitches. In another building there is a spotted African Athens that is so fast it can outrun a Onix. But my favorite animal is the Hippopotamus. It has a huge Stephen Fry and eats fifty pounds of snakees a day. You would never know that, really, it's nothing but an oversized Nice pig!
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General Discussion / Re: whats pie dudes new youtube video?
« on: May 30, 2013, 12:51:24 PM »i starred in it and helped build some stuff and would like to see the final product
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Off Topic / Re: Make the most offensive joke possible
« on: April 07, 2013, 01:37:01 PM »
What's small, red and crawls up women's legs?
A homesick abortion.
A homesick abortion.
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Off Topic / Re: How tough is the above user?
« on: April 01, 2013, 05:13:59 PM »
0.1/10
I'm so tough, I stood on a Lego and only cried for five minutes.
I'm so tough, I stood on a Lego and only cried for five minutes.
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Off Topic / Re: Stop Bullying: Speak Up Comics - The re-revival
« on: March 26, 2013, 03:54:53 PM »
Still trying to get the hang of this.
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