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« on: November 30, 2008, 10:44:26 PM »
0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in the state of Maharashtra in
India, not far from the city of Thana.
My parents have named me Rajendra. My surname is
Narayanswami. My mother, Bhanavi, is 23 and my father,
Toril, is 20. I have no brothers or sisters.
1 year old
Heavy localized fighting in Orissa state.
2 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 494 people have died
and 1,600,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Peace.
Sister Karpura born.
3 years old
4 years old
I've had measles.
Brother Nataraj born.
5 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 2,646 people have died
and 1,600,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My brother Nataraj has had measles.
6 years old
Began school.
My mother has been cured of depression.
7 years old
My sister Karpura has nearly drowned.
My sister Karpura began school.
8 years old
9 years old
You have pertussis (whooping cough).
My brother Nataraj began school.
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Iditri Moorthy.
We've begun seeing each other.
14 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 2,113 people have died
and 1,600,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Told the truth about a previous lie I had made.
15 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 129 people have died
and 2,300,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Helped out an indigent person.
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Iditri Moorthy broke off our relationship.
16 years old
Avoided drinking alcohol.
17 years old
A major flood has hit India. 177 people have died and
36,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Risked punishment by telling the truth.
Avoided drinking alcohol.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Kama Kabir.
Rejected by Kama Kabir.
18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.
My sister Karpura's boyfriend Ram has graduated from
secondary school.
19 years old
Began work as a musician.
Decided to look for a job.
My sister Karpura has graduated from secondary school.
20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Not accepted in vocational school.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Received a 7% pay raise.
Ram Guntupalli and my sister Karpura have married.
21 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Gajra
Subhendu.
We've begun seeing each other.
My mother has gone blind from glaucoma.
Bahrat born to Karpura Guntupalli
My brother Nataraj has graduated from secondary school.
My brother Nataraj's girlfriend Amrit has graduated from
secondary school.
22 years old
Lost my girlfriend Gajra by being too forward.
Vishwanand born to Karpura Guntupalli
23 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Madya Pradesh state.
24 years old
25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Asa born to Karpura Guntupalli
26 years old
27 years old
Peace.
Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Eloksi
Uppuluri.
We've begun seeing each other.
28 years old
Lost my girlfriend Eloksi by being too forward.
My father has diabetes.
29 years old
My father has arthritis of the hip.
30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Cleaned up someone else's mess.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Veera
Choudhari.
Rejected by Veera Choudhari.
31 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Aparna
Thirumalai.
Rejected by Aparna Thirumalai.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Gajra
Muthuswami.
We've begun seeing each other.
32 years old
Gajra Muthuswami broke off our relationship.
Devendra born to Karpura Guntupalli
33 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Rupal
Thirumalai.
We've begun seeing each other.
34 years old
My father has died at age 55 from diabetes.
Hiral born to Karpura Guntupalli
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Rupal and I are now engaged!.
36 years old
Rupal Thirumalai and I got married this year.
Dayanand born to Karpura Guntupalli
Devi Mohanty and my brother Nataraj are now engaged to
be married.
Devi Mohanty and my brother Nataraj have married.
37 years old
Daughter Mahika born.
38 years old
39 years old
Began work as an administrative aid.
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
41 years old
Mahendra born to Karpura Guntupalli
42 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Punjab state.
Mahavira born to Devi Mohanty
43 years old
Peace.
My mother has hookworm.
My daughter Mahika began school.
44 years old
Moved to the United States.
Moved to Tampa.
Began work as a safety inspector.
My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
Helen born to Devi Mohanty
45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Retired.
My sister Karpura has moved out on her own.
My brother Nataraj has moved out on his own.
46 years old
47 years old
My brother Nataraj's wife Devi has been cured of
depression.
48 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.
Lost money on a risky deal.
49 years old
My wife Rupal has diabetes.
50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
51 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention
abroad. 5,843 American soldiers have been killed.
52 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
53 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
My sister Karpura has diabetes.
54 years old
Peace.
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.
My daughter Mahika's boyfriend Harold has graduated
from secondary school.
55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
My daughter Mahika has graduated from secondary
school.
56 years old
57 years old
My wife Rupal has died at age 60 from diabetes.
58 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Angela Taylor.
Rejected by Angela Taylor.
59 years old
My mother has died at age 83 from an accident caused by
senile dementia.
Inherited money from my parents.
60 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Marilyn
Harrison.
Rejected by Marilyn Harrison.
61 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Amanda
Kirschner.
We've begun seeing each other.
62 years old
63 years old
Amanda and I are now engaged.
64 years old
65 years old
Began work as a safety inspector.
Decided not to give money to charity.
Amanda Kirschner and I got married this year.
66 years old
Too old to continue working as a safety inspector.
Began work as a musician.
67 years old
68 years old
I was robbed.
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.
69 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
70 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Passed the entrance examinations and began college.
My wife Amanda has breast cancer.
71 years old
72 years old
My wife Amanda has died at age 60 from breast cancer.
73 years old
I was robbed.
74 years old
A major fire has hit the United States. 12 people have died
and 38,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
75 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Graduated from college with a degree in Criminal Justice.
Failed the graduate school entrance examination.
76 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
77 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
78 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.
79 years old
80 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
My brother Nataraj has Parkinson's disease.
81 years old
I am suffering from clinical depression.
My brother Nataraj has died at age 78 from Parkinson's
disease.
82 years old
I have been cured of depression.
My sister Karpura has died at age 81 from diabetes.
83 years old
Died at age 83 from a heart attack.