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Drama / Skateaton: The 4chan-loving overweight twelve year old with a skateboard.

« on: July 23, 2012, 12:39:18 AM »

For easy reading, I will separate a few of the reasons why I consider Skateaton a wannabe-hypebeast with trisomy 21.


a.) 4chan fanboyism, namely repetitive mentioning of /v/, spamming green text, overuse of the words, "summercigarette" and, "newcigarette", copying mannerisms of /b/ users, etc.

>implying i want that HOOTY TOOTY POINT AND SHOOTY bullstuff
>implying if i did, it wont be stuff.

>implying that battlefield 4 and MoH: WF wont be rushed to make it stuffty

>ArmA 2 finally done
>installed DayZ
>Ready to go, hit launch
>Invalid serial code given during setup.
>steam copy

>le

>7am
>dad is leaving for work.
>confront him about steam sales and his credit card
>say i'll pay back in cash
>i say "dad, theres a HUGE sale today for game-"
>"Oh that 60 dollar game is now 50? How wonderful! No."
>"but dad usually on this sale things are 75 or 50 percent of-"
>Yeah bullstuff, they only say that to get you hooked but then only 2 things are 75% off and the rest 10%, 20%
>FEELS.

>that feel when I dont have a credit card and need to use my parents
>that feel when i say "Whatever i add to my account i'll pay you back in cash" doesn't work on my parents
>that feel when sale is today and I cant buy stuff
>that feel.
>that. loving. feel.

>MFW anime threads on /v/ and not /a/

Change title to "Version summercigarette/newcigarette"

>MFW newcigarettes

bumpan

from /v/ with love

sauce OP?

god damn i wish i could sage on here.

Plenty other examples of this. Three seconds into looking at his post history and you'll know it's impossible to contest.

b.) Blatant hypocrisy.

Example 1: He condemns posting threads about asking what to do with small amounts of money not very long after asking for advice on what to spend ten dollars on.

Example 2: As the OP of the DayZ megathread, you'd assume he wouldn't buy the game four months later and complain about the "handicapped" controls.

c.) Constant flaming, especially of people who aren't big league skaters like he is.

again, we dont give a stuff.

we dont give two stuffs. why the forget would we care about your opinion?

d.) Simple, unadulterated handicapation.

all tumors are cancer.


cancer = tumors as far as I know

how hard am i going to have to punch you for not having bassnectar in the op?

Saying swag ironically hasn't been funny for at least two years, but that doesn't mean stuff to Skateaton

#SWAG

yeah buddy gettin dat #swag

With two accounts boasting over ten thousand posts in the two years he's been active, you can bet there are many, many other examples of his spine-shattering stupidity. Feel free to add personalized Skateaton-directed insults in the form of a comment.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: July 22, 2012, 05:32:33 PM »

here is a picture of me trolling for black prostitutes in the lexus

edit: video from the same night

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: July 20, 2012, 07:08:56 PM »

You're an idiot. What was the point of posting all that? Probably jealous that he has a functional family and is better looking than you? Yeah probably lol.

Spot on man. That's exactly why I did it. Nice call xD!

The idiot part is especially true. My IQ is clearly under thirty because I posted two photos and a description of them. Lawdy man, you're like a really ghetto psychiatrist!

jokes aside you must be pretty butthurt to have gone to that length lol

How so? I posted something I thought to be funny and I'm inherently butthurt? You act like I have to put in a disgusting amount of work to put image tags on two pictures I was linked to and write snide comments about them. Too bad you don't have the same black magic mindreading Legacy does.

He was exactly right; I'm jealous of his clearly immaculate homelife complete with being homeschooled and his good looks. I truly am a wreck over seeing how perfect he is compared to me.

you and slick reek of butthurt whenever you post, must be all those drugs

That one's spot on tho. All the drugs melted our brains. All we know how to do is be butthurt now. Glad you understand!

In the words of Lub and Spation: WASTEMEN

Man I can get posting Ike but his parents? That's just loving stupid.

I don't get how this upsets people so much. I just posted what I was linked to, don't even have Andrew on facebook. What line did I cross? You know how his parents look now? That must be emotionally crushing to Ike, I'm a horrible person!

Robo at his finest.

stuff dude. uno_da_cat on the internet doesn't like me. He thinks I'm stupid, too. He even raised his post count to say so! It must be true :'(


Face it. People who don't like Ike are going to think it was funny. People who don't like me are going to say it was a richard move. That's it. Don't understand why people on these forums need to argue about things that are very obviously unimportant. It's an ongoing theme.

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Off Topic / Re: forget, nice knowing all you guys. -Not a good bye post -lol at the ones reporting

« on: July 20, 2012, 03:02:24 AM »

There are lots of people here who deserve to be in Alyx's position.
People such as:

• Vertizer
• Robo-Noob
• Zoneark
• Yuki
• Slick

damn, i'm cracking up

That's a list of people who haven't been arrested for doing drugs but do them all the time.

lmfao

Vertizer was into childresearch, asked Otis for some and then Otis told the community and he raged. Robo-Noob and Slick posted a picture of Miikas ass or something, http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=82156.0 . Yuki is into drugs and making them ect. Zoneark broke up with me </3.

lmfao more you don't even know what happened and you hate us because of a really long drama thread

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: July 20, 2012, 12:18:59 AM »

Yes now I know exactly what you look like. 

I know exactly what you look like too. There's like three billion of you on the other side of the Pacific.

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Off Topic / Re: Breaking Bad Season 5 episode 1 over ;( Season 4 added on Netflix

« on: July 20, 2012, 12:18:16 AM »

No surprise the Blockland forums have just now caught wind of Breaking Bad. I mean, to each his own, but when you start watching a show in the fifth season and act like a devoted fan when some people have been watching since the first season, it's a little funny. Not haha funny either.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: July 19, 2012, 11:10:17 PM »

Look everyone! On the left, we have drama god IkeTheGeneric and he's next to his little brother Andrew. They are newcomers to the male model scene and soon enough they'll be on every billboard in America.



Here's the parents of your favorite Blocklander.

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Off Topic / Re: I might have a tumor in the brain area of my body

« on: July 17, 2012, 08:05:14 PM »

Hey, look on the bright side, if this turns out to be cancer all you have to do is smoke sweet medical marijuana and slap to Riff Raff all day.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: July 14, 2012, 01:13:28 AM »

 
at a basement show on the 11th

yea, y'boy has a tanline in the shape of a t-shirt

edit: also, this

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Off Topic / Re: The Rec. Drug Thread - FAQ, Q&A, and general information.

« on: July 13, 2012, 04:11:49 PM »

does i-doser work?

holy stuff that was a good laugh

related

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Off Topic / Re: > MFW thread (Version ∞)

« on: July 09, 2012, 06:39:52 PM »

Change title to "Version summercigarette/newcigarette"

>MFW newcigarettes

>Mfw you specifically formatted your post to resemble 4chan quote text and are calling people newcigarettes when you've only been playing since 2010.

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Off Topic / Jeremiah's Travels Week 2: The Ghetto

« on: July 09, 2012, 03:16:19 PM »

Audio journal. See ya next week!

EDIT: New addition, video journal of my scout fursona!

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Off Topic / Re: dope snapback

« on: July 08, 2012, 07:04:46 PM »

Why are they being called snapbacks now. Wtf is a snapback, what is a fitted cap, whatever happened to just wearing hats/caps.

well they're different styles of hats, snapbacks have a snap in the back, fitteds are fitted, camp caps have a camp strap in the back etc

everyone in this thread has horrible taste though it's funny

@kilser: i'll sell you my VNDSWOT natural floral camp for $80 shipped. good pattern, try to find one that cheap on ebay

pattern pic (soz about instagram quality)


fit pic


lol jk brother stick to dem cholo snapbacks

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Off Topic / Re: The Rec. Drug Thread - FAQ, Q&A, and general information.

« on: July 08, 2012, 09:28:37 AM »

But are you loving stupid? It's clearly an addiction if smoking more makes him feel better.

Damn. You still had some argumentative value until you said this. If somebody doesn't even understand that psychological effects of a drug I'm not going to argue with them about the morality and legalization of it. Cannabis is a euphoriant. Its method of action makes you happy.  This is fact, I'm not speaking from personal experience and neither is anybody else when they say it makes you happy. It's not the reaction to an addiction. The first time you smoke you're happy and feel like everything will be alright.

you can get addicted to anything, i hate it when potheads try to tell me you can't get addicted to pot

While the substance is chemically nonaddictive, you can be psychologically addicted to anything. I was addicted to pot for a while but at the same I'm addicted to talking to girls and eating at Panera.

and this is the second part i hate

potheads downplaying psychological addictions like they're nothing. gambling isn't chemically addictive so it musn't be a problem for anyone either lol

The point of bringing this up in an argument for legalization is that, yes, things like gambling aren't chemically addictive, and people do have crippling addictions to them, but they're not illegal either.

And that's the thing, potheads brag about how it's the best thing ever that's being supressed by the government with lies auch as "it kills brain cells"
But are they aware that a lot of cannabis dealers are affiliated with websites that promote cannabis with bullstuff like "It won't harm you" "it cures autism" and "you can't get addicted to it" to gain customers?

This argument of yours is also a big misconception carried among people who don't smoke. Most people who start smoking don't just do it out of the blue, they are made curious by a friend or family member's use. I guess you're right and that one of the symptoms of smoking even once makes you a permanent sales rep. for the drug and you gotta convince everybody to use so that your connect makes more money. This is a common argument against legalization and is completely bunk. Would there be drug dealers and misinformation to increase sales if it were legalized/regulated in a fashion similar to cigarettes? No. Turns out your reason for being against legalization is a reason against illegalization too, cool right?

they are the same plant

Right, but wrong. Industrial hemp is generally Cannabis ruderalis which is a species with low THC and CBD as opposed to Cannabis sativa and Cannabis indica. Hemp is also harvested before the plant loveually matures (no pot). They come from the same plant, but you don't smoke hemp and you don't make paper out of marijuana.

I want a source, an unbiased source. No conspiracy theories about hemp being made illegal

Damn your views are pretty skewed. Hemp is extremely efficient. Something like 6 acres of trees could be replaced with 1 acre of hemp? It grows much faster than trees as well.


@People discussing B&Ms/swishers and spice: lmao. I'll forget with a blunt but if you smoke a cigars for the taste/nicotine buzz, I kinda respect you less. For spice, it's a dangerous alternative to a drug that is extremely easy to get. Spice is only easier to get if you're 13-16, and you really shouldn't be doing any psychoactive drugs for at least a few years after that. I'm kind of a hypocrite when it comes to the age factor though, but I'm talking from a speculative ideal mental health point of view. One of the probably few exceptions to this are people who are regularly piss tested, to whom I could say to just take a break from smoking for a little while.

Edit: @Littledude: weren't you the one who was just bitching about reefer because it hurts your lungs as much as tobacco? Now you're advocating cigars? The buzz is stuff and the taste is bland. Do 1.5g of mush and eat pizza if you want a buzz with a good taste.

@Kniaz: The hippy movement is soooo fifty years ago.

@Littledude again: John Lennon was sort of a hypocritical richard, lol. He beat the stuff out of his wives. Same with Paul McCartney.

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Off Topic / Re: The Rec. Drug Thread - FAQ, Q&A, and general information.

« on: July 07, 2012, 02:49:14 PM »

I though cannabis caused visual and auditory hallucinations similar to LSD but apparently it doesn't. What the hell does it do then? Just make you relaxed and hungry?

Sorta. It alters time perception and memory, so you don't remember what happened five seconds ago and think you've been doing what you're doing for a half an hour. At the same time, everything is inherently interesting and the best way I can describe it is a child-like sense of curiosity. Everything feels like it will be all right. That's at probably a 3-6 on a scale of 1-10 being high. Past there, you start having tingles on your body and hallucinations accompanied by the previously mentioned. It's generally depicted as everything's funny, you get hungry and you get tired because that's what it looks like to a bystander (they're also all true).