Wat.
Ok, heres what happened:
Mocheeze was feeling bored and had nothing to do, then he called one of his freinds and was like "WAZZUPPPP, I haz nothing to do D:" then his freind said "Well, just in time! I have some tickets to rapture! like OMGWTFBBQ!!!" Then Mocheeze went to rapture, had a party, and woke up as a big daddy, so hes happily drilling though everyone's backs.
THE END