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My P.E. teacher gave us a lecture on why we're all naughty and we're leading eachother to the "gateway to heroin" because we didn't listen to his story about something, when, ironically he is on his 2nd strike and will soon be on his 3rd, and be fired from his job.  Let's just say he has an anger problem, and when one kid laughs, everyone does, so that sets the timer and the P.E. teacher loving flips out.

Oh, and this:

PIE VS PIZZA WHO WILL WIN and how do you make guns
An entire thread started in the Drama section.


Well, when I was younger, say 9, my bro hopped on my back and said "City, let's go to the Cow"

That was the Stupiest thing I ever heard.

That was the Stupiest thing I ever heard.
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I love how every thread like this is very hypocritical.

>:(

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"


Weird kid: Vampire! *tries to slap me*

Me: O-o go away please

Weird kid: No because if i turns my back you`ll bite me on the neck cause you a vampire

Another time
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Weird kid: I know you a vampire

Me: *looks at him weirdly* turn around please

Weird kid: Oooooh I know that look, it the "turn around so you can sneak up and bite me" look

When-
I've never had any real life encounters with stupid people, not anything so stupid that I'd remember it

Somebody went around school saying he banged his pillow thinking it would make him look cool.

The stupidest word I heard was kachow

Anything my brother says? Or my mom. She speaks Polenglish.



I hear too many stupid things daily to retain any of them anyway
Shut up you pop fish morian!


Weird kid: Vampire! *tries to slap me*

Me: O-o go away please

Weird kid: No because if i turns my back you`ll bite me on the neck cause you a vampire

Another time
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Weird kid: I know you a vampire

Me: *looks at him weirdly* turn around please

Weird kid: Oooooh I know that look, it the "turn around so you can sneak up and bite me" look



I have quite abnormally sharp teeth, so I'm sometimes called a vampire.