Heh, I remember the delusions of grandeur I had as a kid. Thinking I was the manager of the playground, thinking I was the manager of the cafeteria, etc.
What's sad is that this kid thinks he's the manager of the internet.
I wouldn't be too harsh on him though, you can tell he's only 9 by the way he says "can't give many clues", "must seem a little interested" "will change FOREVER", etc.