3 Days after Realeas of iPhone 4...Guy: Yay! Im gunna go buy a new iPhone!2 weeks later...Steve Jobs: Its awesome. Its fantastic. Its special. Its not made of my feces, I promise! The iPhone 5. Buy it now. And also use the iPhone 4.Guy: Cool! Ill use both because theyre both by apple and really shiney!6.2 seconds later...Steve Jobs: IPHONE 6!!! PLS GET IT!?!Guy: Okay! Yay! iPhone 6!0.000006 seconds later...Steve Jobs: IPHONE 247,612!!!!!Guy disconnected from the conference.