I got in trouble for Shuffle Dancing in school

[SeventhSandwich]

Yup.  It was not causing a distraction in school and people started actually making room for me to dance and my friend joined in and then the counselor came and saw us dancing and we got these things called majors which means we have to stay after school and do nothing.  I do not see a problem for dancing students.  We were not playing any music.

Sounds like you go to a catholic/elementary school.

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[Sarge]

I got in trouble at school today, too.

Some kid was kicking a pine cone around, so I run up to the pine cone, and yell out "FATHER, WHAT KIND OF WIZARD DID THIS TO YOU?" One of the campus security guards heard me and was like "Don't yell like that again or else I'm going to call your dad and tell him yous acting crazy in school." It was worth it.

[SeventhSandwich]

I got in trouble at school today, too.

Some kid was kicking a pine cone around, so I run up to the pine cone, and yell out "FATHER, WHAT KIND OF WIZARD DID THIS TO YOU?" One of the campus security guards heard me and was like "Don't yell like that again or else I'm going to call your dad and tell him yous acting crazy in school." It was worth it.

Your school has security guards.

Are you Bill Gates' kid or do you just go to private school.

[Sarge]

Your school has security guards.

Are you Bill Gates' kid or do you just go to private school.

I go to public school, and they're not uniformed guards. They just walk around the campus making sure everything is going well.

[DrenDran]

Your school has security guards.

Are you Bill Gates' kid or do you just go to private school.

If he was Bill Gates' kid, he wouldn't have been yelled at.
He might live in Detroit though.

[SeventhSandwich]

I go to public school, and they're not uniformed guards. They just walk around the campus making sure everything is going well.

Pretty sure the correct term is volunteering soccer moms.

[Sarge]

Pretty sure the correct term is volunteering soccer moms.

The "guard" is an amateur rapper.

[devildogelite]

My school used to have state troopers but they stopped for some reason. But I have always had security guards at my school even though in elementary it was one really old guy

[matthewbim11]

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Lol'd, good one I might try it.
Ontopic: We have a cop at our school, but only one. And hes a cop cop, not like a security guard who watches
the courtyard like some gay guy, the uniform kind who directs traffic and whatnot.