When i was still a child, i fell on my head once, and it was bleeding...
I was clever:
I ran around the counters in our kitchen, fell, and busted my skull. All I remembered was:
*pant pant* *runs around counters* *slip and fall* "AHHHHGGGGGGG" *Intense pain* *black out* *wakes up staring at a VERY bright white light* THE END!
I still wonder if that was the doorway to heaven...?
